It’s been quite a long time since the last post. Part of it is my fault, work and life has gotten in the way. The other part is TCY’s. He has been lazy! No, really he has been just as busy as I have been. Not that there hasn’t been any stupid shit in the news lately. I mean, the end of the world on May 21st and we didn't get to post! But we’re still here. The Governator cheating on his wife!!! Say it ain’t so Arnold. Another politician that lied and cheated on his wife; who knows what else he has done to the regular people of California if he lied, cheated and father a child from someone other than his wife! Point is, TCY and myself have been slack on the important issues, and I apologize. We shall see if TCY apologizes, but don’t anyone hold their breath.
So, I wanted to start this one off with something I was working on a few months ago, a theory I have. The theory is that all women are whores. Now, the definition of a whore is simply:
A woman who engages in sexual acts for money; a person who accepts payment in any form in exchange for sexual relations.
Let’s start this off in a way that every man can relate with. A man takes a woman out on a date. He buys her a nice dinner, perhaps flowers. The woman orders a drink or two or three. Maybe even dessert! Takes her to a movie or some other sort of entertainment, maybe a concert. If it is a movie, then probably some popcorn and a drink. If it's a concert, then definitely a drink or two or three. All this time, spending his hard earned money, why? To make sure she has a good time? Well sort of. The man is spending the money to make sure she has a good time so that she will possibly give him a good time. So, by this rational, if the woman does give this man a little play, then according to the definition above, she is a Ho. She accepted payments, i.e. dinner, drinks, movie and popcorn and in return gave the man a little ride on the Ohhh train. So by that rational, all women are whores. Now, I am not saying that men are only thinking about sex, but the main reason a man ask out a woman, is because he just wants someone to talk to. Yeah right. It is because he wants to have relations with this woman. Seriously, men think about sex, whether they admit ir or not, at least a hundred times a day at a minimum. Same for women. A women goes out with a man because she is someway attracted to him. Now, if you are a woman who has never been on a date, then I guess you ain’t no ho. But sooner or later, you’ll be ho’in it up, unless you are a lesbian. But then again, one of the two women will be the one paying and the other will be accepting payments. HaHaHa.
Any and all comments are more than welcomed; especially from all them whores out there…I need your feedback.
