Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Keith Palmer and ObamaCare Part 2

   

     TCY is back and has a comment but since it is a bit longer than a usual comment, I just figured to give him his own entry.

Whale oil beef hooked---we'll I'll be fucked. And so will you if Obama gets a second term. Others and I have been proclaiming that this is the most important election of your lives. Now keep this in your minds, 49% of all the people in this country receive some kind of check from the federal gov't, if the hard working taxpayers don't get out and vote, EVERYONE of US. Obama will win this election. A second term for Obama will be the final nail in the coffin for the US. without having to worry about re-election he will be free to inflict on us every socialist idea he has ever had. It won't matter that there will most likely still be a Republican house. He will use the executive order to accomplish his goals. His goals are simple, read the communist manifesto. First you must make the current government fail and fall and then re-build the government as a Socialist government. For him to succeed the US must fall and be destroyed in order to create from it's ashes the socialist Utopia he has always dreamed of.
Be ready my Friends this will not be an easy fight. Look at Europe right now. They have been socialist for 30 years and they are now finding out that it still, as in the past, does not work. They are going broke.  They can't afford to pay all of the people they promised to take care of, and when they try to tell the hoards of parasites that the free ride has to end, they riot. The same will be true here. Riots will pop up everywhere, how this country reacts to them will determine how bad it gets. Truthfully this country hasn't got the nads for needs to be done.
     In order to keep order,  justice must be swift and severe. At the first sign of riots,  the police force must come out in large numbers, overwhelming large numbers. The riots must be quelled at any cost even including deadly force. It seems extreme but if this is done right from the start, the violence will be less overall. If we try as we are doing with the "Occupiers",  the property damage and violence will be more than anyone can imagine. The anarchist will have a field day, and everyday citizens, businessmen and the like will have to fight for their very lives.
     No this will not be easy but it can be done. We have lived without a large government for most of this country's life. We have always had the poor. Were they dying in the streets? NO. We are a very generous country if left to our own. Our Church's take care of people. They can take care of more if they were filled. Our people give willingly when not forced by taxation to do so.
Back in the 30's this country had hard times. How were they handled? Look at the houses built in the 30's. They were very large; most of the ones you see today have been converted to apartments or bed and breakfasts. Why were the houses so big when so many people were hurting? Family's lived together. Grandparents, fathers, mothers, sons and daughters and in some cases families that extended beyond that.
We took care of ourselves!!! We did not leave our elderly for other taxpayers to take care of. We did not let our children go hungry until the government gave them food stamps, we  fucking fed them!!! Do you think it would be different today? If tomorrow food stamps went away, would we not feed our families? If Social Security goes away, we leave our elderly family members out in the cold with no roof, no food, and no clothes? NO we would take care of our own again, the way it was always meant to be.
    We love the holidays because loved ones gather near. The day is coming when to survive we must gather near to one another.
 The illegals are doing this now. How do they live on the little money that picking vegetables pay? They consolidate their paychecks.
The main topic of the Canadians article was health care. This too was done during hard times before. People were allowed to pay by any means they could. They brought chickens,  they bartered. This admittedly will not be able to happen unless we get rid of the Fuckin lawyers. They are the biggest reason for the health care problems we are having. If a doctor didn't have to worry about malpractice insurance or being sued every time anything happened out of the ordinary. Guess what?  People die! Deal with it!!! Doctors are people too; they will make honest mistakes. SHIT HAPPENS.
Bottom line is that there are not many doctors in it for how they can help man. It all about the dollar now. Hell try to find a doctor with a name you can pronounce. Do we really think that foreigners give 2 shits about us? No Offense there MR Char.
Yes it's a mess, it will get worse, but with everyone help it can get better.

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!! And don't worry if a man has faults, we all do. If you see a man that claims to have no faults RUN he's a fuckin liar.

Fight back
TCY
 Ah, the inspirational word to The Crankee Yankee.  I am to agree, I do love to barter.  Every single person on this Earth is good at something.  Some are good with their hands, they can fix and build things.  Some are creative and can design buildings, better ideas or even extraordinary gift baskets.  Me, well I'm not great with my hands but I can get the job done.  Anyway, we all have skills that other people need.  With bartering, it goes as this: "You need something, I have something."  Nowadays, it's all money, money, money. Don't get me wrong, I do like money, I like to make money and I even love to spend money, but when you don't have it and need or want something, you find ways to get it.  And I don't mean just take it. I mean you find ways to get it, you barter with people who have it or can help you get it.  I personally love to barter, because everyone wins and there is NO Government Tax!. And as far as Shit Happens TCY, here's your Presidential Campaign pin for when you run for President, 2012
Vote for TCY 2012
 And I heard a lyric on the radio today, and all I could think about was TCY.
"I voted for some change
and it's kinda strange.
Cause now it's all I got in my pocket." - Everlast - I Get By


     

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Keith Palmer and ObamaCare

   
     Well, there are lots of good topics out there but I have just not been invested in any of them to start up an entry.  Good thing I know a few people who know more about the world than me and who take the initiative to write it up.  This entry is from our newest blogger, our friend from America's frozen top hat, The Arctic Char.  Before you read on, here is a Canadian Joke.  Read it out loud in your best Canadian accent and see if you can figure it out.  At the bottom of the entry I will have the American translation.

M R DUCKS
M R KNOT
M R SEW
CEDAR WINGS?
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED!
M R DUCKS
 
He writes. . .
Back longer ago than I care to admit, I was in the wedding party for Keith Palmer's first marriage and he was in mine. The weddings took place about two months apart, the same difference as we were in age. We both worked at the same company and married women who also worked there. We were both immigrants to the country just north of here that I mentioned in my previous guest blog. Our parents came to give us a better life, his from the Republic of South Africa and mine from Scotland.

I moved and remarried, he remarried and moved, the years passed and we lost touch with each other, until his second-wife called me a few months back.

About two years ago, I could feel a lump on my neck about the size of a second Adam's apple. I was sent to an Ear. Nose and Throat doctor who drew a sample. The biopsy result was cancer. That was on a Friday. Six days later, on Thursday, I was being seen by an Otolaryngologist at a respected hospital in a nearby major city who determined that the primary source of the cancer was in my tonsil. Five days later, on Tuesday, I was under the knife, having a tonsillectomy. Last week, I went for a CatScan at eighteen months after that operation: N.E.D.... No .Evidence of Disease.

My first hint that the medical industry had gone awry in my former homeland was when I found a "poor me" online forum for adults who had had their tonsils removed. Having your tonsils out at any age must be painful. But as an adult it is a killer. Swallowing is very, very painful and you don't realize how many times you swallow at non-meal times until every time it happens, it hurts. Buying into the ice-cream fallacy, I had stocked up. One helping was enough to cure me of that. All dairy products leave an unpleasant film in your mouth that only swallowing will allay. But every time I swallowed, it hurt.

The forum's contributors were at various stages of preparation and recovery and I learned that at about day eight the pain subsided enough that it was safe to wince down some vegetable soup. One contributor was a woman from the socialist enclave just north of here; she had waited six months for her day of surgery to arrive. Astounded, I contacted still-trapped family members to see if this was typical. Yes, they replied, we've just gotten used to it.

Keith Palmer, living not in a remote perma-frost region of the country but in a suburb of the largest English-speaking city, also developed a lump on his neck about two years ago. The doctors hummed and hawed and had it biopsied and sent for tests. Then, unsure, they sent him to a different group of hummers and hawers who had the lump biopsied. They concluded that it was a lump. After three months, when the lump had grown from the size of his Adam's apple to the size of an orange, they concluded that maybe they should try radiation and chemotherapy.

Too late, they began treatment. As I was going for my one-year, so-far-so-good, clean bill of health, Keith Palmer died the day after his birthday in the summer of this year.

My medical treatment has run about $60,000. My share, between deductibles and premiums has been about $6,000. Keith Palmer's medical treatment was "free", through the country's socialized medical plan.

Obamacare is not simply the fallacy that medical attention will be "free". It will still cost a million dollars a day to run a hospital. Doctor's will still earn well-deserved, comfortable livings and the drug companies will prosper. Who covers these "free" costs? You and I, the average tax-paying citizen.

However as yet, the un-realized consequence of Obamacare will be the quality of medical service. Maybe not in the short term, but eventually. Many Americans, after learning where I came from, would talk about the long waits to get questionable medical coverage. I listened and didn't argue, but didn't really think it true. It wasn't that way twenty years ago when I left. But it is now.

Ask Keith Palmer's widow.
     Well, on that sad yet scary note, first I'd like to say sorry boot your friend Char.  Did I use that term correctly? Boot, as when a Canadian says I'm oot n a boot? Crazy Canucks!  And people say Yankees talk funny?
Anyway, I think the average American with health insurance that can afford it now realizes how bad it could get.  But the average American with NO insurance, no way of getting insurance or the even harder working American who works 3 jobs but none of the jobs offers insurance see this as a way to get free insurance as compared to NO free insurance.  The sad part is there are more of the non-insured Americans than the insured Americans.  To think about it, my 4 closest friends, one falls into the first category with insurance but the other three fall into the no insurance group. 
    By that type of thinking, at least for me, that is a 2 to 3 ratio.  If all 5 of us went out and voted to keep Obama in office and push forward with the Obamacare Health Plan, it looks like I will be taking more vitamins and exercising more cause I won't be getting any medical attention. 
     Maybe if we are lucky, TCY will be in inspiring mood and will bless us with a reply?

Canadian Joke Translation
M R DUCKS - There are the ducks.
M R KNOT - They are not.
M R SEW - They are so.
CEDAR WINGS? - See their wings?
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED! - Well I'll be fucked!
M R DUCKS - They are ducks.

Yeah, it took me a while to figure out what the fuck WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED  was.  But I will got a good chuckle out of it.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

2012: Dump the Chump

     Well, this entry is a special one, in more than one way.  Since election fever is already in the air, you all know that TCY can smell the stupidity, the fear, the kickbacks, the bribes and the bullshit that is about to start being aired on public television.  But before I start, we have a special blogger today.  This entry will be started by a long time reader but a 1st time blogger.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, The Arctic Char.
      I feel greatly privileged to be the first guest blogger here at the Crankee Yankee, and I feel privileged to be a citizen of this great country. It wasn’t always so: I am a naturalized American, coming from a country just north of here.
      For those of us who aren’t likely to vote Democrat, it is a minimum five-year process to earn…yes, earn…American citizenship. It took me two years to get my Green Card, then depending on the circumstances of eligibility, citizenship can be applied for after either three or five years.
      I have to confess I did not take advantage of that privilege for well-beyond five years. One can function perfectly well in this country as a Permanent Resident carrying a Green Card. Which, by the way, the US Citizenship and Immigration Services makes perfectly clear, "It is your responsibility to carry proof of your permanent resident status at all times", a mandate the Federal Department of Justice is suing the states of Arizona and Alabama to force their policemen to overlook.
     The two disadvantages that I know of to maintaining Permanent Resident status over citizenship is that one cannot buy a house with only 5% down payment and one cannot vote, which I do believe ACORN interprets as should not vote.
     I wasn’t eligible for citizenship during the Clinton years and didn’t need to vote during the Bush years, so I dragged my feet. Then, Mr. Obama was elected President and his number one concern was instituting Universal Health Care. Been there, done that, left the country.
It was time to realize that I love this country and I love living in this country. It is indeed the greatest country on earth. As they say playing euchre, ‘go high or go home’, it was time to become an American.
      One’s citizenship application must be accompanied by a check for $900. It was Kroger-brand Kraft dinners for a month but I came up with the money. And studied for the test… (The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution. Name the writers.)
     The process took about eight months but the pride-filled day finally arrived when I took the Oath of Allegiance and was handed my American Citizenship Certificate and a little American flag to wave.
I waved and I wept.
And now for the Crankee himself. . .
2012: Dump the Chump
This presidential election is potentially the most important in the history of the United States of America 's short life. What is at stake is the Union itself. It will be the difference between America going bankrupt or prospering, survival of our historical way of life, or life with almost unbelievable interference of the federal government in our everyday lives. Simply stated, it is the difference between freedom and serfdom. I as a conservative obviously want my freedom to be enjoyed by my grandchildren and their grandchildren to follow.
Mr. Obama has now taken up the class warfare banner that many of his liberal predecessors held before him. Why does this tactic seem to work so well? One reason is that the American school system has been taken over by the left. They do not teach our children that America is the land of opportunity.  Instead it is taught more and more that whichever financial class you are born into is where you must stay.
The truth, and the magic of this great country is you are free to climb as high as your abilities and your dreams carry you. In this great society there are all kinds of ways for anyone who wants to go to college and become anything they want. This is why people from all over the world come here. It is the only place in the world where people can be all that they can be. We have trade schools for those who either by choice or ability can't make it in college. Today these trade jobs are paying more than many college-needed jobs. In fact there are shortages of the trade skilled worker! We have for so long put such a high value on going to college that too few people are becoming mechanics, roofers, carpenters, plumber and so on.
My point is this; there are endless ways of becoming a success in this country and the reason that class-envy works is that our kids aren't being taught that if one is not happy with what "life has dealt them" there are countless ways to improve your financial standing.
I can't help but believe that if there were no unemployment insurance, no social security, no food stamps, no welfare, no Medicaid, and so on and so on that people would rediscover that they can change for themselves the quality of there own lives. Do you think that for one minute that if the Federal Tit dried up that people would starve in the streets? No, I don't except that; the basic survival instincts would kick in. We might find ourselves having jobs in this country that we haven't seen in years. When is the last time you seen a cobbler shop?  Shoes are expensive and repairs are seemingly simple, but where are those who want to fill that void?  If there were no "free money" someone would say to themselves, "I bet I can fix shoes for money". Appliance repair shops are few and far between, and those that are open want you to bring the appliance to them to fix. There is a job opportunity! House call repairman that doesn't charge 100.00 just to show up.
Next year you will be voting for the future generations, don't let someone scare you into thinking you can't live without the government. The fact is that smaller the government, the better the quality of your lives will be. Vote for man that wants to free people from the Federal Tit! If you depend on someone to feed you and cloth you, warm you and shelter you, than you are their slave!!!
Vote for a man that will let you keep the money you earn, and not a man that wants you to work harder and longer to get what you need for your family so that another family can stay home and watch the Price is Right while you pay their bills.  We are very close to the breaking point. The point to where it is just as financially beneficial to stay home and let another man feed you than it is to go to work and bring home the same amount. When that line is broke and more people are staying home than working, the entire system will collapse. When that day comes no one will get any money from the federal government and the kind of chaos you are seeing in Greece will come here.
Sorry there is no comedy in this rant, but sometimes you've just got to be dead serious. The lives of my grandchildren and your loved ones depend on us taking very serious our obligation to vote for freedom and not let that big eared socialist son of a bitch have 4 more years to spread his “take from one to give to another bullshit”, a fucking liar and thief!  What were you thinking of 3 years ago?  If you have white guilt, then vote for Cain… he's 100% black!  Fucking liberals, you won't commit 100% on anything. You went and voted for 1/2 black. Hell even the blacks said that if he messed up they would claim that he didn't represent them.
2012 Dump the Chump.

You knew it was coming...........

Fight back
TCY.



The Arctic Char writes. . .

      How many of us have welcomed a new boss to the organization who suggests doing something we all know doesn’t work? In a chorus along with fourteen co-workers we all chime in four-part harmony, "We’ve tried that before umpteen times and it doesn’t work."

"Ah, yes, "says he," but you haven’t tried it under me."

Socialism, big government and the Nanny State doesn’t work. Pick a country in Europe to use as proof. And, Mr. Obama, it won’t work under you, either.

To paraphrase a question on the Immigration Test… "Walk softly and carry a big vote."

Next November will be the first time I will be able to vote in a federal election. I plan on voting at the top of my lungs.

Friday, October 21, 2011

The Great Pumpkin My ASS


     Well, it finally looks like enough is going wrong in the world for TCY to get fired up!  With TCY's spider senses starting to tingle with the oncoming news of all the things that piss him off, this should be fun.  Between Democrats, stupid people, holidays, the President, his significant other and society in general, we should get some nice rants and raves.  So, everyone who reads this, please post a comment when you have something to say, or even if you just want to get TCY fired up, it's entertainment for everyone.  We are going to start this off with TCY's favorite holiday Beggerween, err I mean Halloween.  Geez, I am already using TCY's lingo.
Here we are, 10 days away from the worst holiday ever created. BEGGERWEEN. Before all you egg head sons-of -bitches start writing of the historic celebration of all hallows eve. The TCY is an educated individual and I don't need your rendition of the celebration.
I'm talking about the new and improved Beggerween. When we teach our young offspring, with their heads full of mush, that it is perfectly ok to go to a strangers house and beg for them to give you something that you have not worked for. Hand it over just because you asked for it.
When I was a mush filled youth I too took part in this embarrassing display of lowly begging for candy with some significant differences.
1. We only begged in our own neighborhood. We did not carpool all over the county begging from people we had no idea who they were. Yes, back in the day we knew our neighbors.
2. We used the driveways and sidewalks of our potential victims. We did not cascade over the top of the pickup trucks and make frontal assaults across the lawn, through the bushes and over the flowers pushing over the rails any children that may have beaten us to the source of our attack the large bowl of someone else's candy.
3.We obeyed the unwritten rules to this begfest. The rules are simple, you dress up like some kind of ghoul or fool and you get free candy. Seems easy enough to follow right. FUCK NO! You see now 15 & 16 year old little bastards show up on your stairs with a pot induced case of the munchies, dressed as any other day begging you for candy. I must admit they do help me prove my point that this celebration does cause people to have a sense of entitlement implanted in them. If you really want to laugh, tell them no and see what kind of look you get. It's almost worth opening door for.
4. Now get this for being old fashion.  We actually said THANK YOU!!! Today’s little bastards are in such a hurry to get off your step and race across your yard to your next-door neighbors, that they hardly ever take the time to say thank you. Oh you get the occasional "see ya".  The thing I hate the most is the little shit that asks for more.
What the fuck? I just gave into your pathetic begging and you want more than I offer?

This is why I say “Do NOT teach your children to beg!”  They will grow up to be thinking that things are due them just because. They will have a sense of entitlement that will make them think that just because they want it or even need it,  that someone should just give it to them. They will think that if someone has the money to get things that they don't have, that they should be able to go up to that person and take it from them. In other words my Friends, they will become DEMOCRATS! Now that's some scary shit!!! Stephen King never wrote anything as scary as I just wrote.

Happy Beggerween, and keep the lights off. Let the roaming hoards of beggar's waste gas for nothing.

Fight back
TCY

     Of all the things that TCY can bitch about, which there are plenty, I can't believe he has a problem with Halloween.  Wait, yes I can.  He has a problem with everything that most "normal" people don't think twice about.  Just a warning to anyone who might be in his area on October 31st, DON'T STEP ON HIS GRASS!  I know for a fact, that it is loaded with land mines from his own bulldog. 
     Most people who don't want to have anything to do with Halloween usually just leave their porch light off and don't answer the door, but TCY has to be his confrontational self and cause trouble.  I personally do not believe that encouraging the kids to beg for candy on Halloween will turn them into Democrats.  As for the herds of people caravanning their kids from subdivision to subdivision, that seems  a bit too far.  Back when I was a trick or treater, we either walked to the "money" subdivision where they handed out the good stuff, actual name brand candy bars, sometimes full size candy or we stayed at a friends house, the one in the best subdivision and trick or treat there and sleep over.   BUT if we came to a house that gave us some shit like an apple or anything that wasn't candy or just acted like a dick, that house was put on the list! The list were the houses that sucked.  The next year, the day before Halloween, it has many names: mischief night, goosey night, devils night, etc, we would toilet paper their house and yard, use shaving cream on their windows and doors and if they were real douche bags, they got egged!  So, if some house sucked, they paid for it the next year.  Ah, the good old days. 
     So the moral of this entry is if you act like TCY and treat other people the way he does, you have been warned.  You just might wake up with your house toilet paper'd, your car windows covered in shaving cream and a flaming bag of dog shit on your front porch! - Fight Back!!! Ha Ha Ha


YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!


Thursday, September 8, 2011

Smoking Just Might Save Your Life


     It has been a while since the last post.  TCY has been busy and I have been busy.  But the day has come, I knew it would, when TCY could not hold it back and spew from his orafice something that would get this rolling again.  Of course, the one thing that he and I completely disagree on is the subject.  SMOKING!  Most of my friends seem to be of the smoking persuasion.  Yes, it is nasty, disgusting, expensive and smells but I have to deal with it at work and home, so I guess i have to deal with it right? Wrong!  Ask people who know me, I am that annoying person who is against smoking and oh so happy about the rules that are in place.  No smoking n hospitals, no smoking on campus, no smoking in restaurants, no smoking at church camp(yeah, you two know who I am talking about).  Before i get started on my rant, let me allow TCY to start on his.
     TCY says. . .
I have had about all I can take with this, “Cigarettes are BSD for you bull!” Every time you turn on the radio or TV you hear the crybaby people speaking of the evils of cigarettes.  If they are so damn bad why doesn’t the imperial government of the US out law them? This is the same government that outlawed lawn darts and the 3 wheel ATV because “too many people are getting hurt”.  Fireworks are illegal in a lot of states, and of those that do allow fireworks only a few have the good ones. You know the ones I speak of, the ones that go BOOM!!  I’m sure you can come up with many other products that have been made illegal that you may have enjoyed but some retard somewhere got hurt with it so it’s gone for everybody.
Except the cigarettes! Oh you hear how many millions of people it kills, how much money it cost the government in medical bills, (if the government wouldn’t give so much money to the poor, poor, pitiful poor, they wouldn’t have money enough for cigarettes)!!! Do you ever hear anyone, ANYONE say they should be taken off the shelves. Hell NO!! Why?? TAXES!!!
It is perfectly acceptable in the minds of the Politician’s to allow you and I a smoke and get all kinds of terrible aliments as long as they can make a buck off it.
So if it’s costing the government so much money, why is it allowed? The dirty little secret is they make far more off the taxes on cigarettes than the cigarette smokers cost the government in medical costs. After all, we smokers have the good manners to die once we get sick, saving the government billions in social security payments.  People with bad backs cost the government more than smokers. Those dogs, most of which aren’t really hurt, don’t die - they just keep holding out their hands for more free money from us hard working smokers. Wait, if I say more about this the government will outlaw working hard because it leads to bad backs!
Funny they promote the gay life style, which has killed how many millions of people with Aids and HIV? Including people who were not aware that their partners had it. How many people caught lung cancer from someone they didn’t know smoked?Kind of hard to hide it, one would have to be blind deaf and have no sense of smell or taste.
This is the same group of people that have recalls on toys because of any number of reasons: small parts, paint chips, sharp edges etc… Look generations of kids grew up fine with these toys; Ok the dumb kids may have had problems. That’s natural selection; this is what keeps the gene pool strong. That’s one of the biggest problems this country has. We protect the stupid and allow those weak genes to be passed from one generation to the next. But I digress.
Could you see the up rise if the government started to tax toys? So they can’t tax so they make the toys they don’t like illegal. But cigarettes, they tax the dog stuff out them. It doesn’t matter how many people die as long as there is money to be made from it. So stop telling me how bad it is. If it’s that bad, make it illegal or shut up! I want to smoke in restaurants again! In libraries, even in hospitals. Yes hospitals!!!  When is the last time you looked around at a hospital?  All the smokers huddled up, outside are nurses and doctors. Your damn right they are! So how bad are they? Who else do you see smoking all the time? Teachers are well known for their smoking, and they educate our kid’s right, wrong but that’s a different rant.
So if the people we as a civilization consider to be among the wisest among us are smoking how bad could it be? It could kill you, ok, so can driving to the health club.
I smoke for the safety of the people around me; if I didn’t light up every once in awhile I would fear for their safety and well being. So be considerate, of others and puff away!!

Fight back
TCY
      So, as for no smoking in hospitals, good! Shame, shame on those doctors and nurses who have to deal with people's illness' from smoking and then go out back to light one up.  Since politicians are the biggest hypocrites, why not the doctors and nurses also?  I know it's your body, you can do what you like, but I don't want to have to breathe in your nasty smoke or even smell your nasty self.  I hate at work when a fella comes in from smoking a carton, and his hand or face in 6 inches from me, it takes all my self control to not tell him to get the fuck out of my face you nasty smelly ash tray!  As for everyone I work with, well i figure that if they have to listen to my music, then i can deal with their stench.
     As for teachers, honestly, if I had to deal with 20 hormone filled teenagers for 8 hours a day and I am not allowed to beat them, I might have to sneak out back for a smoke, but not of the tobacco type.  
     Yes, TCY has an extremely great point about why the government still allows cigarettes if they cause so much harm.  Money, Money and Mo' Money.  But even if pig's grew wings and started flying around, and cigarettes were illegal, how many of those addicted government officials will be sneaking them in the men's bathroom at midnight? Getting their supply by knowing a secret combination of foot maneuvers in the last stall on the far end of the restroom.  Prostitution is illegal, yet senators and congressmen are fornicating like it's going out of style, while their wives are at home smoking!  Cigarettes are a legal drug, they are not going anywhere to my dismay, but at least I know smokers are suffering and have to go outside to light up after eating their nice juicy steak or having a nice cold beer in a bar.

    And yes, TCY have a cigarette or two or three to keep calm before he caused physical bodily harm to a coworker might be necessary, but as long as I work there, I will fight it until one of us wins. 

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Women are Whores



It’s been quite a long time since the last post.  Part of it is my fault, work and life has gotten in the way.  The other part is TCY’s.  He has been lazy!  No, really he has been just as busy as I have been.  Not that there hasn’t been any stupid shit in the news lately.  I mean, the end of the world on May 21st and we didn't get to post!  But we’re still here.  The Governator cheating on his wife!!! Say it ain’t so Arnold.  Another politician that lied and cheated on his wife; who knows what else he has done to the regular people of California if he lied, cheated and father a child from someone other than his wife!  Point is, TCY and myself have been slack on the important issues, and I apologize.  We shall see if TCY apologizes, but don’t anyone hold their breath. 
            So, I wanted to start this one off with something I was working on a few months ago, a theory I have.  The theory is that all women are whores.  Now, the definition of a whore is simply:
A woman who engages in sexual acts for money; a person who accepts payment in any form in exchange for sexual relations. 
Let’s start this off in a way that every man can relate with.  A man takes a woman out on a date.  He buys her a nice dinner, perhaps flowers. The woman orders a drink or two or three. Maybe even dessert! Takes her to a movie or some other sort of entertainment, maybe a concert.  If it is a movie, then probably some popcorn and a drink.  If it's a concert, then definitely a drink or two or three. All this time, spending his hard earned money, why? To make sure she has a good time? Well sort of.  The man is spending the money to make sure she has a good time so that she will possibly give him a good time.  So, by this rational, if the woman does give this man a little play, then according to the definition above, she is a Ho.  She accepted payments, i.e. dinner, drinks, movie and popcorn and in return gave the man a little ride on the Ohhh train.  So by that rational, all women are whores.  Now, I am not saying that men are only thinking about sex, but the main reason a man ask out a woman, is because he just wants someone to talk to.  Yeah right.  It is because he wants to have relations with this woman.  Seriously, men think about sex, whether they admit ir or not, at least a hundred times a day at a minimum.  Same for women.  A women goes out with a man because she is someway attracted to him.  Now, if you are a woman who has never been on a date, then I guess you ain’t no ho.  But sooner or later, you’ll be ho’in it up, unless you are a lesbian. But then again, one of the two women will be the one paying and the other will be accepting payments.  HaHaHa.
Any and all comments are more than welcomed; especially from all them whores out there…I need your feedback.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Bully for Your Thoughts

    
     Ok, I didn't really know how to respond to what TCY sent me.  It is a subject that has had great debate at my house.  I think in some warped fucked up way, TCY makes a valid point but then the normal rational part of my brain wakes up and realizes what TCY is saying and smacks some sense into me.

Bullies are Character Builders

Today, they are trying their best to turn this world into a hippie utopia. One of the things that they are going after now is stomping out bullies. The only place that this is practical is in the aforementioned utopia.  Bullies I'm sure everyone would agree are rotten bastards. I have another angle I want to come at you with (of course).
Bullies do serve a valuable purpose in the real world. Every man and child has been bullied, most have actually done some bullying somewhere along the line. Whether it be a little brother, cousin or kid down the road, you’re most likely guilty of this politically incorrect act. That being said, think about this, that bullying experience shapes who you are. The way a person deals with confrontation shows a lot about that person. It is a social skill. Children learn young, under uninhibited conditions their hierarchy in life, and learning this young gives the young person time to change that standing if he or she desires.  Now taking away the bully from the schoolyard ,where does a child learn this. In real life you have to admit that as adults we have to encounter confrontation. You can even under certain circumstances call it bullying at the adult level.
Let's look at some scenarios.
Your at the ball game with your son, a fly ball is hit in your direction, you reach up to catch this ball and in the back of your head your thinking how much your kid is going to look up to you for getting him a game ball. The ball hits the inside of your glove and you begin to bring the glove down, and the guy on the side of you reaches into your glove and takes your ball! What do you do? If you had encountered a bully at a younger age, your response to this will be equivalent to that. If you punked out as a kid your going to punk out as a dad, and your kid is going to suffer heartache because his dad just got punked right in front of him. Oh, you'll keep the family tradition of being a big puss going by explaining to your kid that "in this world son there are bad people, you just have to keep out of their way".
Now, same thing happens BUT when you were young you faced a bully and stood up to him, you fought him. It doesn't matter who won the fight, you stood up and fought like a little man. Now you’re a dad and the bully has taken your kids ball. You stand up to him demanding he give the ball back. If he gives it back great if not you speak softly so the kids can't hear and tell him that if he doesn't give you the ball YOU WILL BEAT HIM DOWN in front of God and everybody. You get your ball, the kid looks up to and you've shown your kid that you don't back up from evil you confront it and you over come it.
Children should not be protected from bullies, they should be taught how to stand up for themselves, how to be little men. These will be tomorrow’s leaders and if they have not learned how to stand up and defend themselves as kids they will be a lot like the leaders we presently have. Men who will not stand up for this country, instead they will as our PresBro is doing now go around and apologize for being great.
You'll never know who you really are until your tested. Isn't it better to be tested young so that if you fail you will have plenty of time to change the way you do things? Time to mold yourself into someone whom you can respect when you go to sleep at night.  Adversity makes you strong. To quote what a wise man once said " what ever doesn't kill you makes you stronger". Let's allow our children to grow up strong. Strong people made this a strong country. These pansy waisted puppies we have in Washington right now are showing the world that we are weak.

Fight back
TCY
    Ok, I agree with standing up to bullies.  Whether you get your ass kicked or not, it is the thing to do.  The problem nowadays is that bullies are more dangerous than when I was a kid and even when TCY was a kid.  How does a 5th grader stand up to a bully who is palming a blade and packing heat?  That 5th grader stands up for himself and then takes a bullet in the chest.  Then what? The parent of the deceased young boy goes to the parents house to confront the wonderful parents of the bully and they tell him to fuck off.  His son had to shoot their son because he was bullying him?  These days now, kids have access to way more than before.  They can log online and learn how to make a pipe bomb from unconventional things around the house in the basement or garage.  They can get information to steal identities.  Do you know that most virus's that people get are mostly from people under the age of 18!  Yep, underage cyber-bullies! Little teenagers who know how to bring chaos and destruction from the touch of a button.  Counterfeiting, identity theft, pirating and bullying.  You name it.  Being able to fuck up someone's life with just a mouse and keyboard, I can see why teenagers with raging hormones enjoy doing it.  Hey, TCY, think of a person from your past that bullied you, and made you feel like a worthless piece of shit. Now, think of how good you would feel if with the click of a button, you could wipe out his savings account, get him fired from his job and have him go up the FBI's most wanted list with the few taps on a keyboard and the click of a mouse button.  Tell me, that would not give you a rush?
     Anyway, back to the original point, standing up to a bully is a must.  But having a zero tolerance policy in school is now almost a necessity because once a kid is dead from a bully, he's dead.  There is no bringing him back to life or resetting the game. 
     But just for TCY, even though they are trying to get bullies out of school, there is still outside of school.  Kids will still hang out after school and go to friends houses and play basketball in the street in a local neighborhood.  Besides school, there is still plenty of places for bullies to do what they do.  Bullies will still show their face, and then the children can stand up and put him or her in their place.  Yes, there are girl bullies out there too.  They don't get an exception!  And they are the worst.  Not just physical bullying but they use that mind-fuck bullying!  Making a little girls head so fucked up, like cyber bullying her on facebook and in school, she hangs herself in her room!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

When Good Things Go Bad

     Ah, spring is in the air.  It looks like TCY is smelling it also.  He's on a roll and I don't see anything stopping him this week except that it is Tuesday and I have heard him say already, "I am fresh out of give a shit!"

When Good Things Go Bad.

I'm sure this has happened to everyone. Have you ever looked at some women/man (for the female readers) and from the back view you have already committed your mind into instant infatuation, only to find when they turned around you had a hard time keeping your gag reflex from activating?  Or, again you see someone who just at a glance really appeals to you, so you approach said person for initial conversation only to find that their voice was enough to make you wish you were deaf?  In fact you can feel your face distorting as they talk. Well some will say I'm a little slow on the uptake.  I have been with a woman (I use the term only to be gender correct) for over 27 years and as I sat looking over my deck wondering if the jump would kill me or just hurt a hell of a lot, the thought came to me that this very thing had happened somewhere along the line. She still looks good especially from behind, the problem is she always wants to face me and talk. When I say talk I mean SCREAM at the top of her lungs. Good Things Gone Bad.

     What's better than a cold beer at the end of a hard day of work? If every swallow tasted as good as the first one I think I would be a drunk. Which by the way is the second good thing gone bad.  Have you ever had dealings with a drunk, not a fun experience. Ok let me define this a little better. A friend getting drunk on a Friday night and you have to take care of them is not fun. Living with one will make you want to take a job as a traveling salesman. Living with 2 drunks will have you looking over your deck wondering if it's high enough to do the job. My brother in-law is an all day, everyday drunk that never believes he's drunk; he also so far is living with me.  His drink of choice is Natural Ice beer. Yes he is definitely a man of taste and means. This weekend I was working on my car and this human brewery walked up beside me and at that very time a gentle breeze blew across the front of that car and my nostrils were filled with the smell of a cheap beer and 2-day-old sweat. If you’re now wondering to yourself who's the 2nd drunk, let me refer you back to the last sentence of the 1st paragraph. Why do you think she's screaming?  RIGHT...Drunks are a lot like bill collectors; once they hook up with you they are very hard to get rid of. Change your phone number and address and eventually they'll find you. I told my brother in-law to get out once knowing that no one would take him in, I offered to take him to a local bridge to live under. After all this is where people like him live right?  Well after a day and a half the cops brought him back to my house asking me if, and I quote “did you leave this under the bridge”. I guess I'm lucky I didn't get a ticket for illegally dumping. Good Things Gone Bad. 
I'm really not sure where I'm going with all this except to say to each of you, good things do go bad. It's not something that can be avoided in most cases, it’s just something that has to be dealt with. In the case of the drunkard brother in-law, my plan is whenever his being drunk bothers me I will get drunker than him. Now that's a personal challenge, if you all knew the height I just set the bar at you would be very impressed with my lofty goal. Hell if I can indeed get drunker than him I might not need the deck to finish things off.
Now the Old Lady presents a different problem.  My plan to deal with that "good things gone bad" issue is...I'm gonna start looking for a new good thing.
Damn it man!  Life’s short, Have Fun When You Can For As Long As You Can. You just have to remember the trucker’s 50 mile rule. Never have "Fun" within 50 miles of where you live.

Fight back
TCY


I think this is TCY's Brother-In-Law - Natural Ice-Man.
    Ya know what.  I started thinking about it and when something is too good and you don't realize it; as soon as  you start to realize that it is actually too good, BAM...Good Things Go Bad.  Here is my example and I regret it ever since it first popped into my peabrain head.  A few years ago, I was working, let's say where I am not today.  I had my own office, my own personal fridge where I didn't have to worry about driver's, err I mean other people stealing my food, I could play the music as loud as I wanted and whatever I wanted and I only worked 8 hours a day with a lunch!  I was wanting more and something different.  Well, as soon as I realized that I had it made, BAM!!!!  Good Things Gone Bad.  I now work in a bigger, dirtier, cluttery'er, hot air from the A/C vent, no window to let the sun shine in, brick shit house of an office.  Where during the span of a 24 hr period, at least 30 to 40 different people come and go at least once, some even linger...you know who you are!  There is a universal fridge where the motto is like a roach motel, Once it goes in, you'll never know who will be takin it out.  Music, forget about it!  Either talk radio for some people <cough> <cough>, or classic rock because it's the only damn station that comes in.   And I don't mean the good classic rock, I mean where in an 8 hour period you here STYX's "LADY" 15 friggin times. And an 8 hour work day, HA!!!  I have taken half days that lasted more than 8 hours.  And don't get me started about taking a lunch break because if you do, you had better have your phone with you to answer, with a mouth full of food, "Hello this is Iceman Ogre, how can I help you?"  because it will ring at least twice.
     You dream the grass is greener on the other side but I say nah nah.  That is just the neighbor spraying it with green paint to get you to come over. Once you are there and it rains, you find out the grass is actually crabgrass and it is brittle and brown!   The purpose of my rant is this: enjoy what you have, while you have it before the neighbor tricks you onto his side of the property line, then you are in a cage in his basement and you are being referred to as "The Gimp" by your neighbor and his male friend "friend". 

Monday, April 11, 2011

Support Our Country - Buy Products Made in China

    

    I have to just start this post out with I STILL hate politicians.  Just because they cut a little, doesn't mean it is good enough. I personally think they make too much money and only care about one thing, themselves! 

Ok it's April 11th and we have just now finished the budget for 2011. The good news is we have cut 38 million dollars out of the budget. I believe that equates to 12 hrs worth of spending. Whoop De Fuckin Doo! The Bastards acted like it was like pulling teeth. Well it must have been because it was the largest ever spending cut in our history. Let's understand this. 38 billion dollars compared to a 3 trillion dollar budget would be like; let's say you make 500.00 a week. A 10 % cut would be 50$ a 5% cut would be 25.00 a 2% cut would be 10.00. That is what the 38 million dollars equates, you giving up $10.00 a week. How hard would that be? These Washington politicians must think we are damn fools, and we are if we let them stay in office. The Tea Partiers did great. They were the ones that were able to even get the spending cut talk even considered. Obama himself said, " I would not be making these cuts under better circumstances". Believe me, he wasn't talking about the economy. He was talking about the fact that his party no longer controlled the purse strings. If we're smart, we will never give the purse back to the Democrats. We saw how much they were willing to spend with no one to stop them.
Next on the table is the budget for 2012 and the new debt ceiling. I heard one plan that the republicans are putting forward to cut 6 trillion dollars over I forget how many years. Well it's about time! This is the only way to get things right is to back huge cuts voluntarily or be forced into bankruptcy. It can and will happen if thing don't change and it will be like flipping a light switch. One morning you'll wake up and the big story on the news will be America Broke!!!

            China yesterday decided that it would cash in all of the bonds and notes that they were holding on the US. The U.S said today that they would have no choice but to default on the notes as the Treasury did not have enough money to cover the buy back request.
China and America will meet today come up with an exchange agreement that both parties could agree on. One proposal is to give China Hawaii and Alaska as partial payment for the huge debt owed to the communist country. China has shown interest in Alaska because of its huge oil reserves that the U.S has not tapped into since it was set aside in1977.
Of course this would only be partial payment. China is also looking for property on the U.S mainland. There has been talk that to make China whole they want the entire west coast, California, Oregon and Washington. The first order of business for China would be to develop a navel base in San Diego. 

     Sounds far fetched don't it. Let me remind you that we have given not sold, the Panama Canal to China already. Why do you think that was? Just because we liked them so much? Bill Clinton gave the Chinese the launching capability for their long-range missiles. Before this Yes China had Nukes, however they could not hit the U.S. they did not have the technology until Clinton gave it to them. WHY? It was once said by a Soviet Union official,  "The U.S will be taken without a shot."  I for one believe that if we do not make the tough cuts now this could very possibly be true.
I will try to be more cheerful the rest of the week and get back to more comedy. But as Mondays usually go this one sucks too.

Thanks for all your feedback you all have made good points, keep them coming it may lead to the posting.

Fight back
TCY


I have to say, I was quite out it when I first read this, that I actually believed what I just read!  I thought, Great, China owns the west coast, oh well.  All I have to say is Damn It Man!!


Friday, April 8, 2011

War, Good God Y'all

It's been a little bit since I have posted something.  I apoligize for that.  Things get in the way sometimes; life, work, family, fun, work.  But I think everything is finally back to normal, well as normal as things can be around here.

I knew I have heard the saying from the previous post before.  I think TCY and Denis Leary nailed it on the head.   SHUT THE FUCK UP, NEXT!


WAR... It's not what it used to be.

Today we find ourselves involved in 3 different campaigns at a cost that is out of this world. One report said that every tomahawk missile we launch into Libya cost the US 1 million dollars. (My numbers may be off a bit) the fact is WAR cost money.
Tell me when did that happen? Think about it, in the past war is what made countries/kingdoms rich. To the victors go the spoils of war. When did we stop taking the spoils? Please don't give me that bullshit that it isn't right. We freed the people of Iraq, which gave them their country back with all the oil riches that come with it. It cost this country lives, money and equipment. We deserve to be repaid the cost of freeing those people. Same for Afghanistan and Libya. If the United Nations wants America to be the police of the world that would be fine, pay us!  We can no longer be the answer to all the worlds’ problems without compensation for it. I want the spoils of war!!!  If another country makes us go to war with them, they should know they have something to loose i.e. in this case OIL. If you make us fight and we win, your oil field is  ours.
This would change the way people think and it would get us out of our financial problems. America would be great again and other countries would be more willing to negotiate with us knowing that if defeated they would loose their riches. This is an old school way to do things. England, France and Spain were built on this concept, not to mention the Roman Empire.
The Roman Empire, we really need to study this. We resemble this mighty empire. At this time in history it really looks as though we will go down the same way the Romans did. Remember they were never defeated, they just ceased to be. The biggest reason for the fall of Rome was that they allowed different cultures to exist within their nation. As a result, the culture of Rome was lost and that was their source of greatness.
America has a culture, a culture of greatness, a culture of self-sufficiency, a culture of toughness and a DON'T FUCK WITH US ATTITUDE!  However today that culture hangs on by a thread.
Would our fore fathers allow a foreign army to invade America (Mexico)? Would our fore fathers ever take money from a workingman to give to a man who would not work? Would they accept women having children with no husband and no way to feed those children or themselves? In fact it is the government giving money to these women that are causing the problem to grow.
If there were no checks coming in for unwed mothers, would a woman so easily spread her legs to a man that they knew would not stick around. One thing at a time. First let's take the spoils of War. Tell all those who don't like it to fight for themselves than. America's wealth should no longer be spent to free people who hate us. Here's a little secret, people who hate us will always hate us. Nothing that we do can change that, so if they are going to hate us, let's give them a good reason. The government has a Steal From One and Give to Another attitude.  It should be no problem to take from an enemy and give to your own people. Make no mistakes, if this country doesn't get back to the way of our forefathers than America is surely in its last days. Today we have a president who has spent more money in 2 years than all of the presidents from Washington to Bush put together, yet he will not consent to a measly 61 billion dollar spending cut. He has said yesterday that this cannot be an It's My Way or the Highway budget plan. To take a phrase from Obama himself, Oh Yes We CANWe can say it our way, it’s our money and it's our republic.
One more thing, it's our white house and in 2 years we will put into it a man who can understand that.

Fight back America
TCY

     Well, I do love it when TCY crawls out of his cave and has something to say. I do have to agree partly with him about the spoils of War.  I do think if we help a country, we sacrifice our men, our weapons, our time and our knowledge on how to kick a little ass, then we need to get something in return.  Nothing in this world is free, especially the risk of a life!  If other countries want our help, it is gonna cost them.  Yeah, yeah I know, we need to help those in need.  Helping out countries during a natural disaster, I get it.  Helping another country because they are at war with another country, I don't get it.  If it costs us billions with a B, and lives of our brave soldiers, and metal for our machines and weapons, to go and help another country kick someone's ass, then why do we not get a tip?
     In all honestly, I have a question for anyone out there who reads this particular post.  You don't have to state who you are, just leave a comment.  If tomorrow, the U.S. was attacked by a foreign enemy, what other countries would be on our side to help dish out a little revenge ass whoopin?  What country would send us the millions and millions of supplies, support or money to help rebuild what just got destroyed?  France, Canada, Mexico? Seriously, who?  Like TCY stated above, people hate the U.S. and once a hater, always a hater.  I feel as if there are more countries out there who hate us than like us. But guess what, go back and read the post titled, "WHO WANTS AN INVASION".   Let some other country come onto our shores and try to take us over.Go and reread this:  WHO WANTS AN INVASION???

This is exactly what is in a CAN-O-WHOOPASS!!!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Politicians are like diapers...

"Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often and for the same reason" - Mark Twain
     Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks politicians are full of shit.
TCY says...
Alright, I have been silent too long. I've been watching Wisconsin very closely and I have been trying to see this from both sides. I am ready to make a statement.
Wisconsin voter are PUSSIES!
They voted for their Governor to do just what he's doing, getting a hold on spending. During his candidacy, he told the voters that he would go after the unions bargaining rights. The voters of Wisconsin liked that idea so much that he was elected.
Where are those voters now? I am so tired of hearing comment's from the left, like a Mass. union leader said, "sometimes you gotta get bloody".  Where is the rights response?  I'll tell you what it should be. FINE let's do it!  Obama said " elections have consequences " and that statement is what he used as he and the Democrats passed bill after bill that the American public was against. What he meant was I was voted in by a majority so a majority must be behind me, so I'll do what I damn well please until a majority tells me to get the hell out.  Soon, very soon Obama. But that thought only works, it seems for Democrats. If a republican gets elected, it must have been a mistake right? Wisconsin democrats ran and hid in Illinois to stop a vote from being taken because they knew they didn't have the votes.  Pussies! "Elections have Consequences."
Where are the voters who elected this Governor?  There should be counter demonstrations that would triple the size of the unions. Oh, I get it. Everyone has jobs that they have to go to. Like I've said in the past, everyone has to give up something if we as a country are going to pull out of this financial nosedive. We have to be ready to counter whatever the left puts out, and to show that we are the majority voice. It is time for our candidates to run on the "Shut the fuck up" platform. Which simply means it is time to tell the blood sucking unions who want more and more and put out less and less to “Shut the Fuck Up”. It's time to tell the tree huggers who want to stop all drilling anywhere to save a little field mouse to "Shut the Fuck Up". Time to tell teacher unions who want to teach only liberal doctrine to our children to "Shut the Fuck Up". Time to tell the lawyers who want to sue for anything from spilled coffee to mental stress over a cat being ran over to "Shut the Fuck Up".
WE ARE the voice of America and it's time that everyone knows it. Oh, and a special Shut the Fuck Up to those Bastards who hold up signs at military personnel funerals saying God hates soldiers. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Now go out there meet them on their grounds and tell them once and for all enough is enough.  It really is time to Shut the Fuck Up and let this country do what it takes to be great again.

Get out there Fight back
TCY.

     I think I like that saying.  Shut the Fuck Up!  It rolls off the tongue nicely.  I think maybe we should make those rubber bracelets that people wear.  Some say WWJD, some say Peace, or Love, or Happiness or other feelings. I think I would wear one that says Shut the Fuck Up!  A simple black bracelet with the words in white.

These are our buttons for the 'Shut the Fuck Up' Campaign!!!


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Dogs are from Mars, Cats are from Venus


Can't We All Just Get Along???
      Let's just start with what TCY has to say.  I'm still in deep thought about TCY and his dog, which by the way is an English Bulldog.  He says things about her, how much she pisses him off but he loves her!  I have seen him sitting in his pajamas, on the couch with his guitar and his dog sitting right next to him on the floor.  Then he stops playing to reach down and pet her and talk to her.  Anyway, here is what he had to say.

     I am a big fan of dogs. I've pretty much always have had one. I also HATE cats with a vengeance. That being said, I think I'm going to have to throw my dog out.
I was thinking the other day about my dog, how she depends on me for food, water and shelter. How when she is feeling bad, I need to pet her and re-assure her and comfort her. I supply her with a bed and toys to play with. I make sure she gets the proper amount of outside playtime and keep her safe from any circumstances that might do her harm.                     
Then it dawned on me.  My dog is a DEMOCRAT!!!!  That BITCH!  She just keeps wanting more and more and enough is never enough. The more I give, the more she wants.  A Fucking DEMOCRAT in my house.  HELL NO!!!  She's going to have to leave or start contributing to her own care. 
On the other hand, the house beast that I hate the most is the common house cat. Now that animal doesn't care if you feed it or not.  If you do, great.  If you don't, the damn thing will hunt and feed itself. You don't have to bathe a cat, that tongue can lick the chrome off a bumper; a little dirt is no big deal. A dog gets dirty and is fine with laying in his own filth. Just like a democrat. A cat gets dirty and it will clean itself.  It can't stand being dirty. A cat will work to get what it wants.  Put some fish in a jar with a lid on it, the cat will open the lid. A dog will whine, just like a fuckin democrat. I have no choice but to conclude that dogs are democrats and cats are republicans.
This realization really hurts. In fact the only thing I could find that a cat does that would be considered a democratic tendency is that a cat will always return to where it fed. In fact if you feed a cat you'll never get rid of it… JUST LIKE A DEMOCRAT!

Fight back
TCY

    So where do I start?  First, I don't like cats.  I used to but I have learned that I don't want to support, feed, and take care of a creature who doesn't want to have anything to do with me.  Fuck them.  They are lesser than me, I'm their master, whatever. They don't want to show affection when asked, they want to yack in my shoes, they want to shit on my bed when they are upset about something...enjoy the cold street in December bitch.  
     Second, I hate talking politics.  I don't choose a side or give myself a label as other people do.  I agree with what I agree and disagree the same.  I hate talking politics, especially with people who do enjoy it because no matter what point you are trying to prove, what facts you have, the argument will never end because the other side has their facts too.  As seen in my office the other day, when one side is winning the argument, the losing side comes back with something stupid.  Certain persons were discussing another certain political spokesperson and when the losing side knew they had no argument, all I hear is, "That guy's a Nazi!"  and the door closes.  See something stupid. But it is always a treat when TCY gets going about his political views and someone is stupid enough to argue back.  Maybe I should record the next conversation?