Age vs. Experience

After reading this, I have to say I am speechless.  I can't believe it but I don't have a comment on this...yet.  

     I love the Lord God and I believe that he doesn’t make any mistakes, which means that I don’t believe that gay’s were mistakenly created in the wrong sex, but that’s a different rant!

    So if God doesn’t make mistakes that means He has a sick sense of humor!

For instance, a male hits his sexual peek when he is 18 yrs old and a female hits her peek at 35 yrs old. This isn’t fair in anybody’s book!  A 18yr old has wood from morning to night and can recover for round 2, 3, 4,  and 5 within 15 min of each other. Yes it was great to be 18 but by the time you make it to 35 yrs old, not only can you not recover so quickly, hell you don’t even want to! Once you’ve ate your fill, you don’t go back to the buffet again and again. That's just being a glutton, which I believe is one of the 7 deadly sins.

     The other thing is when you're 18 you really need the practice, you need to roll 3 or 4 times to finish up the job for your partner. I guess that’s why so many 35 yr old teachers are doing their students!  Makes you wish you were back in school, don’t it? Today’s female aren’t like the females of the 50’s.  Back then it was considered slutty to have an orgasm. I like the way those men had their women thinking.  It sure must have been an easier time.

     Now by the time a man is 35 yrs old,  he’s experienced, he’s got his moves down and  he can play the game pretty much as long as he wants to.  Problem is by the time we’re 35, once is enough!  When you're 35 you realize that the average commercial last 30 to 45 secs and there are only 4 or 5 comercials before the show comes back on, so going longer than 5 mins is really going to screw up your TV watching. There’s nothing worse than missing a crucial part of a movie because your timing was off!

    And as for the women, you all peek at 35 sexually, but you peek in looks at 23. This is a cruel joke. That only leaves you about 10 yrs that anyone,( including the 18 yr olds) would want to touch you. As men age we get distinguished, worldly and we get the occational young hottie that wants an older man for his experience and stamina(oh yeah for the young hotties, the TV is off).  When women get older, they just get older.  Gravity takes hold and hatred slips in for any women under 35 .We can’t even watch TV without the questions, "I bet you want her don’t you?".  Every guy has heard this, and we all lie and say "No baby I just want you." BULL…..Shit! the truth is we want all women.

Which brings me to the 1 wife thing.  In the old testament men could have several wives, if one pissed you off that’s all you had to do is go in the other room.  If one wasn’t putting out, same thing. The spirit of competition must have been awesome.. " Well, Susie let’s me do it that way.   Well if she’s doing it than so can I!"  Talk about heaven on earth, a real life tube steak boogie! "She won’t do it but her sister will". Hear the music?  No extra charge.

Household fighting must have been non-exsisting. What’s to fight about? Problem?… next wife please. No problem. All is good in the world, then God says, "New rules one wife per customer". Come on…… really??? Your joking right? Do you know what only 1 woman means?  God had given women Pussy Power and the world has never been the same since! Now what used to be heaven on earth has turned into maritial HELL… this is why we have bachelor parties. It’s our way of saying this is the last night that the groom will have any say as to when and if he get’s laid.

     The realization kicks in that you buy all pussy!  It’s just a matter of how much you pay. If you're married, the price is HALF!!!! Mother Fucker… just ask any women.

Fight Back!

TCY