I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

Just some jokes TCY told me.

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off of a cliff in your new car.

Q. What’s the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What’s the definition of ‘Macho’?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a gold ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. they both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’ and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.

Q. What’s the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.

Q. What’s the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A. 45 pounds.

Q. What’s the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A. 45 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don’t have balls to scratch.

Live Well & Laugh Hard!!

One of my favorite comedians! Christopher Titus.  He sort of reminds me of TCY.  His disfunctionality just makes good humor! His views are a little different than most of society but in some warped way, they make sense.  Anyone has a good joke, comment back and tell all.  I love a good joke!

Delusions of Grandeur

Let's start with TCY first.

The holidays are upon us again and a lot of you will be driving long distances to be with loved ones. I recently had a long drive with the split-tail she-beast (my wife) and this thought came to me.  You have heard it said by me before that I believe that God has a great sense of humor.  The split-tail she-beast gave me more proof of this. God has apparently given each and every human being the desire to sing.  However... He only gave a very few the ability!!  Are you following me so far?

In fact if you thought about it, out of all the professional singers out there, how many do you listen to regularly?  Most people would say honestly they have about 12 singers that they truly could listen to everyday.  So why then my tone-deaf friends do you insist on singing in a car when other people are present?  Note, nobody enjoys hearing someone, or anyone else singing in a damn car when there is no escape.  I have tried to turn up the radio and the she-beast gets louder. Then it dawned on me, the louder the music the less she could hear herself.  So I turned the music down until it got her attention. She said "turn the music back up I can't hear it." I explained that I wanted her to hear what I did. I went on to share with her my fear that someone in a passing car would hear her deathly bellows and call the police thinking that I must surely be doing some serious bodily injury to her.

People, you can't sing. If you could, someone would be paying you to do so. Al-Qaeda should have such a weapon in their arsenal as your deafening screeches to music. If you find that you must sing in public, try a Karaoke bar. There you will find others of your species that believe fully that they too can sing and sing well. People, News Flash. If they suck, you suck too!

     The big difference is that in a Karaoke bar there is the possibility to leave. That and the fact that half the people their are singing and the other half are there to laugh at those, who are, for lack of a better word, are singing.  There are rare exceptions to this. Every once in a while you go to a bar and really hear someone who can belt out the vocals. I of course am one of these exceptions. I score very highly on guitar hero vocals and I can really get the people to stand up and take to the floor in the bars. Unfortunately it's because they can throw better from the floor then from the tables.

Have a great Thanksgiving, and STOP SINGING IN THE DAMN CAR!!!!!!

Fight Back

-TCY

I think this is TCY when Vocaling on GH - Nice Hair!

     I think sometimes TCY just has to suck it up!  I think singing in the car is a good outlet, a good place to vent and just sing loud and proud.  Yes, TCY was stuck in the car with his significant other, so maybe he has the right to vent.  I personally feel a great sense of release while driving to work to sing loud a little Mudvayne or Godsmack to get the necessary release to prevent myself from exploding at work.
     And just because you can score high on GH in vocals doesn't mean you can sing good outside the video game world TCY.  Just because I can play Hard level on GH doesn't mean I can rock out with MEGADETH on my Ibanez(that would be AWESOME!) I also have to agree with TCY, I can throw much better standing than sitting at the table.

Hey, TCY, is this your version of good karaoke?

Touching Sensitive Areas since 2001

 

    I've been wanting to write something about the TSA since last week, but wanted to get TCY's input first.  Here ya go:

I knew one day there would be government-sponsored whorehouses, and just like the government, they screw that up too.

Well, it's happened!  The TSA is the government whorehouse.  They'll feel you up, give you a reach around, they'll tickle your taint but the one thing they won't do is give you a happy ending.

Now I wonder, if while getting groped, what if you developed a woody?  Would that be considered a dangerous weapon and cause you to be removed from the plane?

And if I have to be felt up to get on a plane, I would request a line up of potential gropers. I'm just saying give us a choice of around 6 different young ladies so that we can get the feel like we actually have some kind of control over our bodies.

I believe if this is done right, America would soon come to accept this form of security and I can even see the airlines business picking up.  This could actually be the come back for Hooters airline; security would be the fluffers for the Hooter stewardess. OH YEAH! I'm onto something here!

• Penthouse airlines - The Stiffest Flight of Your Lives…
• Playboy airlines - Cum With Us and Fly....

But like I said, leave it to the government to Fuck Up a Whorehouse like TSA. Which apparently stands for Tits, Sack and Ass. That’s all they seem to be concerned with lately.

Fight Back!

-TCY 

I knew the TCY would pull through.  Here are some funny lines a friend sent me that the TSA could use as slogans:

• Can’t see London, Can’t See France,Unless We See Your Underpants.
• Grope Discounts Available
• If we did out job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first!
• Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
• Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy
• Wanna fly? Drop your fly!
• We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank
• We are now free to move about your pants
• We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way
• It’s not a grope.  It’s a freedom pat.
• When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
• TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’
• YOU were a virgin!

• We handle more packages than the USPS.

To me this seems a bit extreme.  Yes, I am all for defending our country from terrorists but come on! Is it really necessary to shove your finger up an 8 yr old ass because he might have a fuse up there?  If this is the best our government can come up with, then we are fucked!  I know this is not what some people want to hear and I apologize for all my Allah worshiping friends but maybe we should start profiling at the airport? If I am a TSA extraordinaire and I see grandma, a 20 yr old co-ed, a couple of beer-bellied douche bags and a turban wearing dude...guess who I am going to check to see if there are dangerous contraband strapped under their balls?

          Profiling has been used before in the U.S.  Remember Pearl Harbor???  The Attorney General in 1942 had said that the presence of Japanese in California provided the opportunity for a repetition of Pearl Harbor.  The Attorney General also was all for the exclusion of all Japanese from within 200 miles of the California coast.  The Supreme Court had ruled that in time of war, the U.S. Government can act on justified racial discrimination in the name of national security.  National Security.  That is the one thing they can use to get away with anything.  Excuse miss, we need to search your bra in the name of National Security.  That is what it comes down to.  How creative can our government get in using the phrase "OF NATIONAL SECURITY?" 

Thank you, Come again.

    

     I have noticed a slight problem with this country.  Yes, there are many problems, some GINORMOUS and some not so big.  This one problem in particular just pisses me off to no end.  I hate, repeat, I HATE when a company outsources their labor to other countries, specifically customer service.  How is a person who's second language is English help me with my problem if we have a hard enough time understanding each other. 
     First off, taking these jobs and giving them to other countries while we have millions and millions of unemployed people in our country just makes me want to go find a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook and pick up where the Uni bomber left off.  Maybe our high and mighty President could get something going where if they don't outsource their labor and keep it in our country they can get a credit or some sort of tax break?  Unless, that is already in effect, and if that is the case, to all those companies that still outsource...SUCK MY ASS!!!
     Second, if a company does outsource, they should have a prerequisite...SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!!!  It drives me crazy when I call and get someone who barely makes out any words in English and then cannot understand the question I am asking.  Thank God for customer service instant messaging.  This is the greatest invention since the computer!  Many companies now, are just a click away if you need assistance and you don't even have to speak directly to them.  Just type your question!!! No more deciphering their broken English and thick accents!!!  Too bad I couldn't deal with my boss that way.
     I know it costs a company more money to stay in this country.  I know labor from other countries is cheaper but maybe it is time to start looking for Quality and not FUCKING QUANTITY!!!  It may cost more but maybe the CEO of the company can due with only making 22 million this year instead of his normal 28 million?  The only companies that outsource are the big ones.  Those big companies, like T-Mobile, Verizon, Sony, blah blah blah,  make enough money where they can keep it in the states.  Now, the smaller companies, they keep it here because, well they have too.  They can't afford to go overseas and set up shop.  So they work on the things that don't cost money: customer service skills, caring, quality.  The problem is that big companies swallow up little companies.  The smaller companies may have the better service and quality but the big companies will under price so much, the little guys have no choice but to call it quits.  So, my advice is: FUCK THE BIG GUYS!!!  Support local business and fuck the giants!  I'm not saying boycott Wal-Mart.  I know I would love to tell Wal-Mart to suck it, but the truth is, I cannot afford it. That is what everything comes down to...money, money and more mother fucking money.  Let's just erase the debt and start over.  Who's with me?  Ever see Fight Club? If you erase all the debt, then we can start over with a clean slate.

Please, Sir, I Want Some More.

TCY says...

Yesterday we celebrated the sacrifice made by a few for the common good of many. Some sacrificed arms, legs, horrible burns. Still others made the ultimate sacrifice and laid down their lives.  Last week there was an election, we the American voter said through our votes to stop the wasteful spending in Washington DC. Great Job!!!  Now stop your fuckin bitchin when your favorite handout comes up for cutting!

Damn it man!  We finally get people in office that say,:

Congressman -  “Let's cut welfare.”

American Citizen -  "OH NO, not my welfare!” 

Congressman - “Ok, let's cut SSI. "

American Citizen – “OH NO, not my SSI!”

Congressman – “Ok, let's say no more extensions to un-employment.”

American Citizen – “ OH FUCK!  No not that!

Well, people what are you willing to sacrifice for a healthy economy?  I get it.  It's okay to cut programs that your not using, or don't intend to use. Come on you bunch of bed wetters.  Grow up!  To fix this mess we have got ourselves into is going to cause some pain. If you over spend in your checkbook, you have to do without something, whether you were looking forward to doing something or buying something. Right? So why is the government any different? We as a country have over spent.  Go tell the people you know on the government tit that we gave until it hurt, now we just can't give anymore. You will have to take care of yourselves. You are a parasite on the ass of Uncle Sam. Get a job Bitch!

There is a good side to this.  Families will once again have to get close to each other.  You will need them for support. And you better be nice to family or they'll tell to get fucked when you ask them for a meal.

The 30's were a very tough time to live in this country: soup lines, hobo's and poverty. What was the out come? THE GREATEST GENERATION that ever lived! They kicked ass all over the world and made America a super power and a force to be feared! They gave us the pride that the whole world wanted for their own country.  What do you think would have happened after World War 2 if the Muslims would be pulling the shit they're pulling today?  Bombs Away Mother Fucker! Glass sure would be easy to find in the middle east. We should never deal with cowards that attack women and children in malls, and we don't need to fight a PC war either. They train up their children to hate us in school.  Bomb the fucking school then!  We know that terrorists are hiding in a city, but the city people can't tell us where they are. Bomb the city! How many times do you think we would have to drop a bomb on a city before people start pointing out exactly where the terrorist are hiding?

Well, I got off course people. I have only one question.  Is this country worth giving up something you like or need for? If the answer is yes, let your congressperson know that we will do without their fucking handouts! We will take care of ourselves damn it.  And if the answer to that question is NO.  Then to you I say, “You are not willing to give up? Then GET THE FUCK OUT LEECHES!!!!

Fight back

TCY

     I love when TCY states how he feels about something.  Most people hold back because they have couth.  TCY has none, zero, zilch, nada.  But, that is what makes him the focus of this thing that we have here.  So, what is it that TCY is saying? We have Republicans with the majority now.  Things are going to start changing.  No more unnecessary spending, but that means cutting back on some areas.  I do support the welfare programs, the food stamp programs and social security.  The problems I have with them are the people who abuse it.  I understand, people fall into tough times and sometimes need assistance to get back on their feet but when you abuse the system, and keep taking because you are too fucking lazy to want to go back out into the workforce, that is when it makes me want to go out hunting, Surviving the Game style.  Never seen that movie, go and rent it, or download it.  Awesome movie!   
     I also think that if you are on welfare, or food stamps, there should be a rule that you cannot drive a car that is worth more than what you make in a year times two, then you lose your welfare privileges.  It is not right that the government is paying someone who has fallen on hard times and that same person is rollin with a nice Lexus with chrome spinners and sippin on Cavasier! While I am driving my 1978 Cutlass Supreme and sippin on Old Milwaukee!!!

For Those Who Rock - We Salute You!!!

    Today is Veteran's Day.  What does it mean? Officially it is an annual United States holiday that honors military veterans.  It always falls on November 11th, to remember the signing of the Armistice that ended World War 1.  It was formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month.  Now, I am all for conspiracy theories, especially ones that have to do with the US Government, whether is has some symbolism with the number 11 as above or whether  it is a coincidence that Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.  Hell, I am even with the conspiracy about the government cover up of extra terrestrials. But let's stick with the point here.   What does Veterans Day mean to some? Well, many people get off from school and from work.  Let me just say that my son had school today and I went to work as the ever so happy worker as usual.  Really, the only ones who get off of work to honor our Veterans, you know, those who fought bravely to keep my sorry ass from being a communist, are government workers and banks.  Banks close for any holiday.  I am real surprised that they are opened on Flag Day.  Give it a few more years and they will be. 
     Anyway, Veteran's Day means a little more to me.  It reminds me that even though there are troubles and problems in my life, they don't compare with  the rest of the country.  I worry day to day about petty things, such as money, more time to do non-productive things and the philosophy of less work and more play.  The country has to worry about terrorist attacks again, massive outbreak of some foreign flu or epidemic, starving families on the street, senators in bathroom stalls and a shit ton more.  My problems aren't JACK SHIT compared to this country's.  And you know what, it could be a whole lot worse if it wasn't for our Veterans, those who fought in WWI, WWII, the Persian Gulf, Kosovo, Vietnam, Korean, ...hell, I could go on and on.  They fought to protect our freedom so that each and everyday, I have the opportunity to go to work and earn a living for my family and not some Nazi dictator.  Okay, all I am saying is, THANK YOU!  Thank you to all the men and women who have fought and are fighting right now for protecting me from the bad guys. I appreciate everything you do and everything you have done to keep my family, friends and my sorry ass safe.
      I know this is an outlet for TCY and an amusing read for others, but TCY just did not have anything to say today.  Maybe he was too busy honoring the veterans in his life instead of wasting his time here.  So just enjoy the quietness right now, and thank a Veteran.  I personally have never served in the armed forces.  When i was fresh out of high school, I didn't want to join.  There were recruiters at my school.  I was selfish and only thought about myself.  I didn't want to put myself in harms way for a country I didn't really give a crap about.  But being grown up now, well, as grown up as I will ever be, I do regret a little that I did not serve for my country.  I do know that The Crankee Yankee himself served, and I would like to thank him also.  Damn, I feel sorry for the guy who got in his way when he was in a mood. 
     Also,  I would like to personally thank my cousin.  She is in the Army, and she is kicking bad guy's ASSES!!!  Since I don't say specific names here, when she reads this, she will know who I mean.  I would also like to thank my father-in-law for serving and my grandfather for kicking some bad guys ass!  Once again, to all the Veterans and the One Day to Be Veterans...THANK YOU!

No Hablo Ingles Hijo de Puta

    
     Here's another problem with our country that our President just can't seem to fix or get under control.  But in his defense, there is no real answer.  Illegal immigration.  Yes, my great great-grandparents came over from another country.  Yes, they were immigrants, but they came here legally.  I am all for immigration but it needs to be done legally.  I understand that even though we have many problems in our country, high unemployment, a few high crime areas, it is nothing compared to some other countries. Afghanistan and Liberia have an unemployment rate more than double ours now at 15%!  Countries with murder rates doubled than ours: Russia, Mexico and the most deadliest city to live in...Caracus Venezuela.  So even though times are tough here, there are much worse places to be.  So I understand why people want to come here, just do it illegally.  By legally becoming an American citizen, you can contribute to our country by paying taxes...that is until the Fair Tax takes over.  Once that happens, it doesn't matter who you are, this country will get the taxes not just from the hard working man, but from the illegal aliens, the non-tax paying politicians who think they don't have to pay and the hard working pimps out there who don't pay taxes on their women they work so hard!  Anyway, here he is.  TCY himself:

Ok, it's time to talk about the illegal army that has taken up residence in our country, taking our jobs and draining our resources.  Yes the ever-advancing swarm from the south.  Now don't get me wrong, I believe that this country was made great on the backs of hard working immigrants from all over the world coming here to build a future as Americans.  Allow me to give you all some examples of the differences.

In the past, people would want to come here to the big melting pot to become Americans. Today, to often people are coming here not to be Americans, but instead to try to claim for themselves a new country that they believe they are owed. To address these people I say, “Our ancestors killed your ancestors fair and square to win for us a new great nation. Now if need be, I can see history repeating it self. They can and will eventually be defeated as with any other invading army has been defeated.”

            There is a right way of coming to America and to take part in the American dream. My relatives came over in the 30’s; they had to have sponsors that promised the government that the new incomers would have a place to live and a job so as not to be a drain on society. They also came here not to be Italians or Polish or Germans or what have you. They came here to be Americans. Not hyphenated Americans, i.e. Italian- American, Polish- American, fill in the blank. They taught their children English. "ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"  They taught them the ways of the old country, but also made sure they knew why America was better.

WE don't see this love of country today. We see  people wanting handouts and benifits and their language spoken everywhere, written even on a ballot. BULLSHIT!!!! If you don't try to speak our language don't even try to pick our leaders.  This doesn't apply to all immigrants obviously, but where is the outcry from the good legal immigrants?  And where my friend is the loyalty of the American? Do you hire American landscapers? Do you go to American owned stores and gas stations? Yeah, you’re damn right they're hard to find!  It's going to get harder. Do you rent to illegals or even check to see if they are legal?

We all have a part to play in this. Do yours, I'll do mine, and this problem will go away. Peacefully. If they can't find jobs, can't rent homes, can't open successful business, they'll go home.

Fight back

TCY

Fallatio or Cunnilingus???

     Well, even though this topic is in the news lately, I just don't hear too many people expressing their views. I think because it is such a sensitive topic, people shun away and usually only talk amongst their friend about how they feel.  The topic is the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy in the armed services.  I just don't get it.  Does it make a difference whether the guy on the front lines likes to take it in the ass more than your girlfriend? Or does it matter that he likes boobies as much as you do?  When it comes to defending our country from terrorists, I don't give a fuck when the dude, or lady, likes to do in the sack! As long as he or she is good at what they are trained to do out in the field.  Are you going to treat the Private Whatever any different based on whether he likes blondes or redheads? Of course not!! So what's the difference if he likes to tickle a sack instead of some titties? Absolutely NOTHING!!! If anyone has a problem, then tell them to shut the fuck up and go get a gun instead.  Let them go defend our country.  I didn't know that the requirements to carry and gun and defend your country was:

1.  If you are a man, you must like the bearded clam!
2. If you are a woman, you must like to ride the baloney pony!

Here is TCY's thoughts on the subject at hand:

I was pondering the mysteries of the world the other day and my thoughts of the whole “Don't Ask, Don't Tell” thing in the military came to mind. There are a lot of reasons for this rule to stay. One reason is for the safety of the gay person. Let's face it, there are a lot of people who for some reason, let what someone else does in their bedrooms bother them. I surely don't agree with their choice, but I would not beat the holy crap out of someone for it. Unless of course I were related to them. Also, the rule should stay just for the chain of commands sake!  Imagine the problems a Sgt would have in boot camp. When a Sgt says today "OK, lady's. Let's get your heads out of your asses.” Well, you could see how this could be misunderstood by a bunch of fudge packers. The straight soldiers would wonder too if this was a general statement or one exclusively for the rump riders in the platoons. Admittedly, I don't understand gay men. Especially the ones that have been married with children then one day, out of nowhere they decide, "
You know what I think?  I'll be gay." The decision is baffling. How do you go to bed munching on hair pie and wake up the next morning and say, "You know what I feel like? A dick in the ass!" Mental fucking illness if you ask me.

Now women I get.  I can see why they would want to play the easy side of the field for awhile.  Muff diving has got to be easier on a person than stuffing a cucumber sized object down your throat until a wave of ick makes your stomach cringe. Muff diving only requires that you leave at least one nostrile open for breathing. No gaging, no mouthful of ick. In fact, I heard it once said by a woman that the characteristics for a perfect man are:

·        Cooks

·        Cleans

·        Can breath through his ears and have a TV mounted on his forehead.

Strangely, this is the same requirements for a perfect woman. Oh, and quiet.  She must, for GOD’s sake, be quiet!

So, let the Don't Ask, Don't Tell rule stay, we'll figure out who the peter puffers are soon enough. When the wind blows, the big opened up assholeswill  whistle show tunes!

Fight back TCY..

Looters, Flamers and Mayors...Oh My!

Let's just start this off straight from what TCY wants to say.

The fall. What a great time of the year. The wind has a refreshing cool feel, the leaves are full of bright colors as they gently cascade to the ground, and of course fall baseball, the World Series. YEAH! RIGHT!!

Last night we all witnessed why certain cities in this country shouldn’t be allowed out after dark. San Francisco, well they really put a different turn on the usual use of the word Flamer.  Every time I see this I just want to scream.  A team wins a championship and to celebrate, a bunch of non-property owners burn down someone else’s property?!?  How do I know they’re not property owners? Well, because anyone that has ever had to work for something would have more respect for someone else’s property.  If it we’re me as mayor of that town, I would have ordered shoot to kill instructions to all law enforcement!  First, shoot for me for being mayor of a flamer city like San Francisco, and then shoot the little bastards that think burning down a city is the way people should celebrate. That’s how you stop this kind of stuff forever! 

Remember when I was talking about passing on genes to the next generation? Do you really think that any of these people should be allowed to pass on their genes? This is the same kind of thinking that prisoners have. They’ll burn their cells and cell blocks to protest having HBO taken away. I’d let them S.O.B’s live in their own burnt out shit holes just to show them who’s in charge here.

Which brings me back to San Francisco, Who’s in charge there anyway? A bunch of burnt out leftover flower children from the 60”s? Exactly! Remember, this is where Barbara Boxer comes from. Her friends just call her Moonbeam.  I can’t hardly contain myself when I see lines of police officers equipped with riot gear standing there holding hands and singing give peace a chance while 30 or so little punks throw rocks and burn buildings. Oh! I almost forgot, no championship is complete without LOOTING!!!!! Hey any excuse to steal what someone else has worked for is a neighborhood free for all. You steal the steaks and I’ll steal the hotdogs and we can have a cookout over the corner drugstore’s smoldering remains.

Makes me that much prouder to be a Patriots fan, 3 Super Bowl championships, No Riots!!

Vote 4 Me Bitch!

So, today is November 2nd.  Let's go out and vote!  Yeah, maybe the person I vote for: President of the United States, Congressman or Governor - whomever  will make the choices I want them to make and the world will be a better place because of it.  FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!!! Phew, now that I have taken that off my chest and put it out on the world wide web, I can get on with my day.  All politicians, no matter how small or big are BIG FAT LIARS!!  They are politicians because they can tell you whatever it is that you want to hear and twist it into something that resembles a smushed up prune.  I don't believe politicians, I never have believed politicians and most importantly will NEVER believe politicians.  They only tell you what you want to hear so you will vote for them, get them elected and then they get to figure out how they can spend our money, buy their underage hookers, sniff, snort, smoke or shoot their illegal drugs with our hard earned money!  I have never met or heard a politician stick with what they have promised us.  There are always excuses but I just don't have the energy to go into it...right now.  Here is TCY's view, enjoy.  I know I always do. 

     Today is voting day, but I have a real problem with voting day here in Georgia and many other states that don’t allow alcohol purchases during the polling hours. Seriously, WTF?!?!?!  Is it me or is this just wrong?  Hey someone tell me, how does someone vote for this collection of liars and bandits with a sober mind. If we were in our right minds we’d be in Washington cleaning out their offices for good. I’m watching this year closer than most. We are electing a new batch of leaders, and they claim to be for smaller government and cutting spending. OK, well see. I smell BULLSHIT!!!  Most years the first story you hear of your new representative is how much money( your money) that he or she spent to decorate their office. I think if they are trying to cut costs, ok charge the taxpayer for a coat of paint, you know, to get the stink out from the representative that was voted out. The furniture that is there is GOOD ENOUGH!!! Hell the guy that bought it before you spent a small fortune for it. The taxpayers should only buy office furniture once every 10 years, those jokers are never in their offices anyway. Try to call one at the office see how many times they are in there! 

     Back to the alcohol. Funny that we the people elect people who always do things that we the people don’t want, and we let them get away with it.  Remind your congressman that we have elected a representative, not a daddy, not a babysitter!  We don’t need them to run our lives, hell most of them can’t even run theirs.  If we want booze, we don’t need some pampas ass to tell me no,  not today. BITE ME!  We are grown people, as a matter of fact we are their damn boss!  We need only a group of citizens that will serve as a member of the governing body. Congressmen were never intended to be in Washington as their full time job. Funny thing about this no alcohol is that tonight when you watch the results, the first thing they do is POP A TOP on some champagne to celebrate. What are they celebrating, aren’t they going there to work?

Why does a person spend millions on advertisements running a campaign for a job that pays less than 200,0000 a year? Maybe if I had a job that allowed me to give myself a raise I’d celebrate too.

So, my answer to this is if the governor, mayor, president, senator, congressman or whomever wants to "help us" and do "what's best for us", then why not knock down his salary down to what a normal hard working man gets paid and treat him the way an employee is treated but also expect from him or her what we all would expect from an employee.  There are perks but there are also rules and policies.  Let's say the President, yes the President of the United States of America gets 200K a year.  And let's say he works a 14 hour day.  Now this doesn't count his breaks playing golf, banging interns in the oval office, going into bathroom stalls to pick up men or even hunting fellow co-workers, errr I mean ducks.  Just 14 hours of hard, honest work. That is 70 hours a week, because on the weekend he is sitting in his giant, well manicured white house, watching the ball game like any other warm blooded American will do.   Anyway, 200K at 52 weeks a year is $3,846 a week for 70 hours a week is $55 an hour.  Not too shabby.  I can fully justify paying a man $55 an hour with all the bullshit he has to put up with and do BUT and I repeat BUT if that guy I am paying $55 an hour for fucks up, repeatedly and goes against company policy and goes behind his boss's back and steals and cheats and lies, he will be verbally warned, then written up one or twice or three times but finally he will be SHIT CANNED OUTTA HERE!!!!  After all, the President works for us, for the people.  We voted for him and he serves us!  Well damn it, the next time a politician does something against public policy.  We need to get HR involved and fire his ass before he can file a disability claim!!!

Hot damn, didn't mean to write that much but I feel much better now.  I may have been more cranked up than The Crankee Yankee but damn it all to hell, I too am a cranky yankee.  But by no means can I comare to the original.