TCY 4 President!

     After this last election and knowing that my vote doesn't really count, I don't know if I will ever really waste my time going to the voting polls just to wait in line to pretend to put my 2 cents even though it isn't even worth 2 cents.  But if TCY was on the ballot, hell I might have to go and vote.  There was an email going around during the 2008 election that Bill Cosby said it, but that is not the case.  No one knows who really started it but if TCY said he was running, he has my vote.  He can't be worse than who we have now, can he?
Click this link to see the origin of it -> Bill Cosby Did Not Say This. 

I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I have decided to become a write-in candidate.  Here is my platform.

1.  'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

2.  We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

3.  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

4.  All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

5.  Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will NOT be able to touch it.

6.  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

7.  Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

8.  Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9.  One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

10.  All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

11.  The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

12.  The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

TCY FOR PRESIDENT!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

      Well, you know TCY gets upset when poorer people are eating and drinking better than him.  Nothing sets off TCY better than a welfare family of 6, a food stamp debit card and their grocery cart full of Ying-Ling, Budweiser, carton of Newports, T-bones and a Boston Butt Roast. 

Ok Guy's and Gal's. It is budget time again in DC. and how I wish I had stock in Kleenex because the tears will be flowing like a river. I've been sitting back watching everything develop and the one aspect of this budget fight that I think will raise the most Wells of Tears is the cutting of food stamps to the poor, poor, pitiful, poor, street tramps with numerous culturally diverse children.

Yes, finally they are getting the message. Let me begin with giving you my definition of a right. A right is something that you are free to do or have as long as it doesn't infringe on someone else’s freedom, property or life. With that out of the way, I don't think it is fair for the lard ass, leg spreading, breeder bitches to put their hand out every time they attempt to download another un-financed child. I understand that we all need a hand every once in awhile, however these women (I use the word very loosely) are using their reproductive organs as a career, paid for, you guessed it, by us the tax payers. I believe wholehearted that after their first child, we the taxpayer, will not add a dime to what they already get.
                Another point I would like to add to show that there are definite cuts that can be safely made to this program is, they are all, yes all FAT!!!  Damn It Man!  If I have to buy the food, let's have serving size defined here. People on stamps can afford more food than I could ever buy in a single month. In fact, it is getting to the point were the parasites of our nation are living better than the average hard working person.

The average person makes around 30K-35K, tell me that on that income they could buy steak every week and all the other high end food you all have seen in the baskets of the unwashed, spandex wearing, bubble butt women with there dirty little uncared for children.

I truly feel bad for the kids. There are hundreds of families that would love to adopt a child and would be able to afford to feed and cloth said child without taking away from the hard working rule keeping taxpayer. Really people, it is quickly getting to the point where there won't be enough taxpayer left to feed the unemployed. I say unemployed because you really can't call these leeches poor. The poor of the world want to come to this country because poor here is upper middle class to most of the world.

So enjoy the budget battles and call and write you congressman to tell them to cut until it hurts. Everyone needs to give to pull this country out the hole that professional politicians have got us all in.

Fight back

- TCY

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

           

     Well, it has been a while since my last post.  I don’t have any real excuse except that TCY has dropped the ball!  Just kidding, sort of.  He has been busy with work, last week, so I’ve been told.  There is so much shit out there that I have an opinion on and want to say something but I am having a brain overload.  I know that TCY is overloading and having to reboot his brain this week, by working hard and then going home to a quiet, non-chaotic domicile!  Enjoy TCY, because it ain’t gonna last long!

            Between the major problems over in Egypt, Obama-Care, taxes, Valentine’s Day, who won at the Grammy’s, and all the other bullshit that is being aired on the 5 o’clock news, well the truth is, I don’t give 2 quirts of piss about much of what is going on lately.  I mean, everything going on over in Egypt, yes it is horrible and it will affect us and our gas prices.  I mean, everything that happens overseas affects our gas prices because we get our oil from countries half way around the world, when our largest state in our own country has a shit ton of oil, ready for us to tap into it, but because of all the tree hugger groups, we can’t touch the shit.  Ok, since we are talking about energy, I have a question that I need someone to fucking answer! 

Considering that the United States of America uses 19.6 million barrels of oil per day, why is it that we, as a country, cannot come up with a better source of energy than oil?  Our scientists are hard at work!  They can make me have a fucking hard-on for 18 hours a day.  They can create a baby in a damn test tube from harvesting eggs from a women and jizz in a plastic cup.  They can make hybrid fruit, such as Grapple or Lemato.  They can make your skin looks 10 years younger by injecting you with a disease.  They can transplant a heart, liver or lung in a human. They can even clone fucking animals!!!  Yet these smart motherfuckers cannot find a better way of energy except oil???  Bullshit!!!  I just don’t believe it.  I don’t see how we have the drive and motivation to come up with shit we don’t absolutely need, well the transplants we need, but the other shit we don’t need.  I think it’s a conspiracy within our wonderful government.  Or we just like making our enemies rich while we get poorer? 

Anyway, I feel a little better now, and since it is Valentine’s Day, hope everyone has a great VD and may all you reader’s have a fulfilling night with your loved one.  And if you are reading this, that means you are probably, at least a little fucked in the head somehow.  Hell, I know some of you guys, and you are greatly fucked in the head.  So all the more fun with you tonight.  Some say that Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark holiday.  But I say nay nay.  I say Valentine’s Day is the day of the year, you get to be more creative, romantic and a little naughty with your partner and they can’t hold it against you!  So go out, and unleash your romantic inner perv!!!  Tell them I said so. 
   

   

Wal-Mart, Aunt Flow and TCY

     To think that sometimes TCY possibly gets himself into situations that causes his internal TCY to come out.  This story you are about to read, could have gone off without a hitch.  He could have just went into the store, got what he needed and exited, but that inner TCY had to come out, if just to say something to the cashier.  Thank God he didn't say anything to the lady behind him, or we might have seen him on the local news. 

The headline would read: "Local Senior dies from heart attack - Scared shit less from Mean Scary Yankee!"



OK, I have to vent on a pet peeve I have.  Last week my old lady asked me to go to the store to get a box of tampons, AGAIN!!!  She always uses the same excuse, "I forgot to get them.”  Now people, women are the only creatures that God created that bleeds for 3-5 days every month. What animal do you know that could bleed for 3-5 days and still live!!  That being said, if I knew that I bled every month, I don't think that would be something I would forget. It's embarrassing she said to pick up tampons. Well, I'm all choked up that you may be embarrassed. Men don't ask women to pick up condoms. Damn it man.

Well, getting back to the story. So Sunday morning I go to, you guessed it, Wal-Mart, to get the damn tampons.  I get 1 40-count box of Kotex super absorbent pussy plugs. I then proceed to the check out counter where a sweet young lady is waiting to check me out.  She asked me, "And how are you today sir?"  I couldn't help it, I picked up the box of feminine first aid and raised it eye level.

“This is how I am!” I exclaimed. “I'm in Wal-Mart on a Sunday morning and the only thing I have on the counter is tampons!! How do you think I am? You know one thing for certain, I won't be having sex today now will I? I won't be going home to anyone in a good mood will I? Funny thing when people bleed for any reason they aren't much in the mood for fun and games now are they? How am I? I'm just fine and how are you? Do you need of one of these?”

The girls mouth fell open so far I thought she would hit her chin on the counter. I felt bad, but I couldn't help it. I kept on. “I don't even know if I have the right size in these damn things. Is there a condom to tampon conversion chart I could check?”  (I stole that from 2 ½ Men, great show). “What about flavor?  Do they come in different flavors? I like tooty fruity.”  She finally started laughing and told me to have a nice day.  I turn and said,  “Let's not start that again.”  She laughed until I went to far and asked her what she was doing later; obviously this is no day to hang around my house.

 I had fun though and the best part of the whole thing was the old women behind me in line, all dressed up nice for Sunday services. She never said a word as she went to another check out lane.

Life is short have fun

TCY.

      I can fully understand having to go into a grocery store on the weekend, especially Wal-Mart.  I try to avoid stores all together on the weekend.  But having to go into Wal-Mart, on the weekend, to buy some coochie corks would make anyone grumpy.  But most people would keep their mouth shut and get it over with as fast as possible.  But of course, TCY is not just anyone and having him keep his trap shut is as hard as getting peace in the Middle East.

So what would TCY say to this while waiting in line at Wal-Mart???

Why is the U.S. Bankrupt?

     I got this email the other day that pisses me off just a tad.  Since we were talking about welfare and food stamps, this seemed appropriate.  On each one of these points, there is a link to a website to verify the statement.  The problem is that some of the link are not good anymore, so I only included the ones that are good.

It's easy to dismiss  individual programs that benefit non-citizens until they're  put together and this picture emerges.  Someone did a  lot of research to put together all of this data. Often  these programs are buried within other programs making them  difficult to find. 

A Real Eye Opener ... WHY is  the USA BANKRUPT?

Informative, and mind boggling! 

You think the war in Iraq was costing us too much?  Read this:

We have been hammered with the propaganda that it was the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us.

I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.  I hope the  following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again  until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them.  I also have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts...

1.  $11 Billion to  $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.
Verify at: http://www.fairus..org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8
2.  $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs  such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for  illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.  
Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML

4.  $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of  English!
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor  babies.
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.  
7. 30% percent  of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal  aliens.
8.  $90 Billion  Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare &  social services by the American  taxpayers.
9.  $200  Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are  caused by the illegal aliens.
10.  The illegal  aliens in the United States  have a crime rate that's two and a  half times that of white non-illegal aliens.  In  particular, their children are going to make a huge  additional crime problem in the US . 
11.  During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that  crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal  aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of  drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the  US  from the Southern  border.
12.  The National policy Institute estimated that the total cost of  mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or  an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion  annually over a five year  period. Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/PDF/deportation.PDF
13.  In 2006,  illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their  countries of origin.
Verify at:  http://www/..rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14.  The  Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex  crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United  States. 
Verify at:      http://www.drdsk.com/articles.html#Illegals

The total cost is a whopping $338.3 Billion dollars a year and if you’r like me, having trouble understanding this amount of money, it is $338,300,000,000.00 which would be enough to stimulate the economy for the citizens of this country.

Are we that stupid? Yes, for letting those in the U.S. Congress get away with letting this happen year after year!!!

This was the picture that came with the email.

Here is TCY has to say about this email. 

I accept your declaration of war senor.  So... they want free stuff.  This is my proposal, the Illegal Mexican bill of rights.

1. You have the right to stay your ass in your own country.

2. If you choose to invade this sovereign nation, you have the right to be shot on site.  We in this country are done with hunting season for the year. In order to stay sharp we usually shoot cans, instead of soup cans and soda cans we will be glad to shoot mexi-cans.

3. You have the right to be pulled from your 12 family, 2 bedroom apartments in the middle of the night and taken back to the border…of Brazil.  Try getting back from there.  We know how well liked you all are in Central America.

4. You have the right to take all the fat ass white women you have mated with and your little round faced, slightly over done babies with you when you go.

5. You have the right to sit under a shade tree in Mexico with no job, no money, no shoes and wonder why you all didn't just stay in the fucking fields and be satisfied with that.

6. You have the right to watch The Alamo, starring John Wayne, daily until you understand that the fight for this nation was won 150 years ago. Oh and by the way, you all suck at fighting.

If you all took 3 days to win a fight against 115 men in a mission with an entire army...

7.  You have the right to re-think picking a fight with a people that the average women is bigger than your biggest men. You little 4' nothing motherfuckers.

8. You have the right to study Mexican history, you sons-of-bitches have never won any war any where. Hell, you were all Indians until the Spaniards fucked you into submission.

9. You have the right to give back all the American jobs that went to Mexico, hell all you sons-of-bitches that want to work are here anyway.

10. You have the right to shut the fuck up! If it weren't for you motherfuckers, our health insurance wouldn't be so high, unemployment wouldn't be as high, prisons wouldn't be as full. Gainsville, Ga would still be a nice place to live. If we have to have Mexicans here, send us the good looking sexy ones we see on Telamundo. I think Mexico is kicking out all the ugly people. I see Mexican soap opera's and knock down gorgeous women all over the TV; game show, sexy blonde bitches. But look on the streets of Los angels and those people have been beaten repeatedly with an ugly stick.

Fight Back

TCY

Sweet Welfare Reliefe - Public Answer to Questionable Gentleman.

Be careful what you ask for.  I have been asked by TCY to create a new post just for his response.

I appreciate your viewing of our blog. surprising enough we do continue to survive and add readers daily.

In answer to your question ( see comments) Sir. The name of the blog is the CRANKEE Yankee, not the kind, soft hearted, understanding Yankee. Get with the program.

The intent of this blog is to use humor to point out societies problems, not to give the poor a big group hug and ask them if they need any help to become even more pathetic.

That being said, FOOD STAMPS what a filthy word. Do you even understand what the need for food stamps says about the people who live in this great country? It means that we as a people have handed over to the government the responsibility to care for those of us you from time to time need a little help to get over a hump.It should be every citizens responsibility to make sure his neighbors have food and shelter if they are truly in need.

Did our forefathers let people starve in the streets? NO!! Churches took care of their people, they take up collections for the poor. the BIG difference is there was accountability. Yes the missing piece of the puzzle. Those who where getting help had to be accountable to those who were doing the helping. Not taking advantage as they sit on their fattening asses as they do today. If we as a people would not have handed over the duty of doing good deeds for the poor, there would not be as many poor as there is now.

As far as not wanting to be like me...... Bite me Bitch!!! nobody is like me!  As you yourself said. I am the great and powerful Crankee and you sir have been CORRECTED!!

Fight back

TCY