TCY 4 President!

     After this last election and knowing that my vote doesn't really count, I don't know if I will ever really waste my time going to the voting polls just to wait in line to pretend to put my 2 cents even though it isn't even worth 2 cents.  But if TCY was on the ballot, hell I might have to go and vote.  There was an email going around during the 2008 election that Bill Cosby said it, but that is not the case.  No one knows who really started it but if TCY said he was running, he has my vote.  He can't be worse than who we have now, can he?
Click this link to see the origin of it -> Bill Cosby Did Not Say This. 

I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I have decided to become a write-in candidate.  Here is my platform.

1.  'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

2.  We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

3.  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

4.  All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

5.  Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will NOT be able to touch it.

6.  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

7.  Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

8.  Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9.  One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

10.  All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

11.  The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

12.  The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

TCY FOR PRESIDENT!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA