Damn, I Want Some Good Passat!!!

 
   Just to start this off, anyone who works with me, will know exactly what the title means and should look at the picture at the very bottom!  This one's for you Grizzly!  Anyway, I received this email a few days ago.  It was funny but I was not convinced it was true or accurate.  I did some research about it, since it was a "scientific study" but found it that it is all just based on stereotypes.

What Do People Fear the Most?

 

WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?
This is pathetic, but darn funny when you think about it for a second.
Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony /Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on....
"WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?"

The results were interesting, to say the least....

Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness
Ebony / Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail
No Kidding... And these are the people who put Obama over the top; what would you expect?
AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I'LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama
''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' John Wayne
Read on!!!!
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning November's Presidential election:

• Number of States won by: Obama:19  - McCain: 29
• Square miles of land won by: Obama:580,000  - McCain: 2,427,000
• Population of counties won by: Obama:127 million  - McCain: 143 million
• Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama:13.2 - McCain: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Here is a link to the website that has some info on this supposed survey.   What People Fear the Most.
Now, TCY has something to say also.  

To go along with the email I above, let me add some of my fears.

1. I fear small guys with big mouths. You know the littlest bastard in the bar that comes up to the biggest baddest mother in the place and talks shit. Why do I fear this, because you can't win. If you sweep the floor with this guy, it looks as though your picking on a little dude and there is no honor to be won. If you let the little fuck get away with talking to you like a bitch, then a bitch you are.

The answer is let the little shit have the first, second and third swings (not hits) then mail him home to his loved ones.

2. I fear stupidity. It is a growing problem that the article states wonderfully. The schools are dumbing down our children. No one is allowed to be brighter than the slowest, most oxygen deprived, in-bred little retard in the class. They don't teach history correctly. They don't teach anything about the founders of this nation except they owned slaves. They do however teach them how to get a voting card. Now that's scary. Ask someone what the federalist papers are, who wrote them, what's the bill of rights? silence.......

3. I fear the effects of aging. Not aging, just the effects. I fear not being able to defend myself in a good knock down drag out with some young punk who still shits yellow. I dread the morning when my dick won't come out of hiding and I piss on my balls. I fear having a shot at some young strange and bo-bo and the twins won't be up to the task.

4. I fear finally getting to 65 yrs and retire only to find that this would be the year that Social Security finally dies.

It would be a good thing at the wrong time.

Just for you TCY.  6 Swedish Virgins.

5. Lastly, I fear getting to heaven and finding that the Muslims were right.  I could have had 40 virgins, and non- Arab virgins at that!  They were all Swedish.



Fight Back

TCY

   

    I have to say that I do not know why anyone would be excited for 40 virgins.  Seriously, just think about it.  40 women who know nothing about sex!  No technique, no clue on what feels good, what men like , or what you should watch out for.  Let's keep this sort of clean here.  40 virgins who have no experience in, uhhh how should I say it, oral pleasure.  I don't know about TCY, but teeth hurt down there!  Maybe TCY likes a cold, inexperienced,  fish laying there, but I am for equal opportunity.  I work hard and she works hard.  If you got to do all the work, it is not as fun.  Just how my brain thinks.  


Hey Outlaw, is this Gay enough for you??? The one and only...PINK PASSAT!!