I sure do love it when TCY shows us part of his creative streak. This masterpiece is from the man himself.
Top 10 Reasons You Are Getting Lazy - Man Version
Is it sad that there are at least 3 of these that I do? A certain person read this before it was posted and admitted to more than 5! Maybe TCY will use his creative genius more and we can get more of these lists.10. Rather than raking leaves you run them over with the lawn tractor and direct the blowout into your neighbors yard.
9. You find your using bigger beer mugs to save on trips to the fridge.
8. Getting on top just seems to be a bother.
7. You stop subscribing to the paper because the paperboy can't get it on the top step.
6. When you do get on top it's doggy style and she must face the TV.
5. You stop cutting the grass in the backyard because it can't be seen from the street.
4. You find yourself sitting on the toilet even if you just have to piss.
3. You eat your TV dinner cold because the microwave didn’t cook it right the first time.
2. Your idea of exercise is carrying the beer upstairs.1. Your idea of foreplay is to sit your wife on the washer during the spin cycle.
1 comment:
Yes I admit I see me doing at least 3 also. Good list, at least it was funny, and relevant. I cant stand that old fart that has his "top 10 lists" that are like watching paint dry or watching the ice melt outside.
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