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English Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?!?

     Well, the previous post has sparked something in TCY, he did not want to comment on the post because he had a whole lot to say. Well, allow him to retort...

Ok, I'm going to put this subject to bed once and for all. I believe in life and death, Heaven and Hell, God and Satan. What does each of these groups have in common? They are all direct opposites, and as such should be treated as direct opposites. You worship God you fight against Satan. You long to go to heaven; you have nightmares on the prospects of hell. And finally, but certainly not least, you visit the living and let the dead rot slowing, quietly and without interruption.

A person deserves respect while they are still sucking air; beyond that addiction they aren't worth much at all. The good book says and I quote, "absence from the body is presence with the Lord".  Meaning the moment you die all that makes you is now with the Lord. That is unless you’re a non-Lord loving individual, in that case your prospect aren't that good.

Further more, I offer as evidence to you more proof of what I say. Jesus himself said to the thief hanging on the cross beside him, as he was about to die, "Today you will be with me in Paradise".

All that being said, I don't visit, spend money on or respect decaying bodies. They are little more than trash that the trash man won't pick up. They are like a mattress.  Ever try to get rid of a mattress?  The trash man won't pick it up.  You have to pay to get rid of it.  Just like a body. You can throw it in the woods, if you don't get caught, just like a body. And if you leave it lying in the back yard it will rot, start stinking and the neighbors will complain, just like a body. Finally NOBODY VISITS A MATTRESS, just like a body should be.

Love your people when they are still with you. Show respect to others always while they are surface dwellers.

Why do people wait until it is too late to tell people what their value is? That is truly why people visit the dead, to tell them things that they should have or meant to say while they were still addicted to oxygen. I got news for you.  The ears are the first things to rot brother.

Spend your money on people who can appreciate it, buy flowers for those who can smell them you dumb Sons of Bitches.

Don't let society dictate to you what’s right and wrong. Jesus himself said, "Let the dead bury the dead". I know you don't get it.  Read something much better than this blog and you might.

Fight back

TCY

     I do love how TCY can metaphor just about anything and everything.  Comparing a deceased human being to a thrown away mattress.  Only TCY!  And my favorite part, when he uses the phrase dumb sons of bitches in a sentence right before he quotes Jesus himself.   Oh, and as for reading something much better than this blog...touche...but watch your back!

Ezekiel 25:17