One Nation Under Obama

I first would like to say to all of you who voted for Obama...

UP YOURS!

With that out of the way, this proves once and for all that our voting system is broken. Oh, this isn’t the first time but hey let’s take a look at something. Every time there is an election that comes up, it always comes down to 1 or 2 states. Everyone knows this months ahead of time. Then as it was the other night, you take a look at those states that are about to say for everyone who will lead us, and you find that out of the whole state it really comes down to 8 or so counties.   Now if you can narrow the entire election down to 8 or so counties, how easy is it to manipulate the vote?  Easy as hell. If you look at a map of the US and have it show county by county red or blue. There is very little blue in deed.

            It is time and overdue at that to move away from the Electoral College. The whole idea of them electing a president was never intended for the populous to vote. The voted in representation was to be the ones who would elect from amongst themselves the president. This is the only way that each individual gets a voice.  The representation answers to and is elected by the populous in their district. So each district has a voice in the election. He other night sadly only a select few where heard from because the size and make up of those districts made the choice for the entire state. I.E . Ohio.

This system gives the Democratic Party the advantage in every election. The Republicans have an uphill battle from the start. That‘s why it is always said that the Republican candidate has to take such and such a state to have a chance. I would have loved to been here for the birth of this once great nation, but the other night I was here when it began taking in it’s last breaths.

The only thing we can hope for now is that when it does breath it’s last, we will break up much like the former USSR, and become 4 or 5 different countries then those of us that are like minded can once again build a great nation UNDER GOD! And watch those who voted for destruction get exactly what they voted for.

TCY

My favorite part of the Conventions was by far the Clint Eastwood speech!

Happy Obamaween Everyone!

     I don't even have the energy to argue with TCY on this.  We have had this conversation many times, but there is no changing his mind. I guess he just doesn't remember what it used to be like as a kid.  Granted, he has good points about the lazy kids and the I'm not even a kid-I'm a grown teenager and give me some damn candy even though I don't have a costume on.  But anyway, here is his thoughts.

Thank God that I live in a state that has open gun laws. One such law states that if you feel threatened on your property in anyway, you have the right to defend yourself.  I will be putting out fresh No Trespassing signs today in preparations for tonight's beg fest.  I think there is something wrong with handing out candy to a bunch of kids who are too fat to walk down the driveway and back to their heated SUV’s without stopping once to catch a breath of air to complete their long journey back to the car.

            I find it comical that some will even get in the car to go to the next house down. Yes I will just peer out of my window watching the parade of red neck pickup trucks slap full of little mush headed individuals.  I can hear the banjos now.

            I just hope that the parade is over before I have to report to work for third shift. If my garage door opens with a light showing from inside, the rush of waddling little beggars will make the invasion of Normandy look small in comparison, and what will I give them? Advice!  I tell them to get a job and they can buy all the teeth destroying candy their little fat a$$’s can carry.  Heck I’d even offer the bigger ones to cut my grass and I’ll give them a Chicklet.

            I think if I ever were to hand out free candy to those who do not work for it, my treat of choice would be the little boxes of raisins. You know the ones that fit like 5 raisins to the box. It would help the little fat freaks eat something that is actually good for them, and it would maybe disappoint the little creeps enough that they would not come back to beg next year.

            I know a lot of you disagree with me on this.  Firstly I don’t care. Secondly, use the same reasoning you use with drugs. You can’t smoke a little herb because it leads to bigger, better and more addicting drugs.  This is the same thing.  Beg for free candy leads to asking for free food stamps that leads to asking for free welfare, free phones, free health care, free day care, and free underwear.

All of the takes away from FREE-DOM.

Or of course in the case of the next generation with their public government school educations, FREE-DUMB!!! 

Happy Beggerween. 

Fight back

TCY

     After thinking about it for a little bit, maybe if I got all those annoying, over grown, non costume wearing kids at my front door demanding candy, I might be a little bitter also.  But honestly, if we get 5 kids, it was a full night.  Our neighborhood is built like the Scream Machine at Six Flags!  You need a 4 wheel drive vehicle to get up and around my streets.  For a kid to walk our roads, he needs to be a 3 time triathlon winner.  But still, they are just kids and I am fine with them asking for a trick or treat.  But one day, I won't be working 2nd shift and they might just get a trick instead of a treat.  BTW, TCY, this picture below is just for you!  Since I don't work with you anymore, I don't get to hear your rants and raves, especially about US citizens having to speak English instead of Spanish.

Come On, Tell Me What That Says!

McCain Again?!?

        Well, with the election fast approaching, I knew TCY would have plenty to say.  Besides football, I think politics is his favorite thing to yell at people about.  I have seen him get all worked up over 3 things.  1. Football.  2. Politics.  3. Stupidity.
    TCY says. . .

            The upcoming election is less than one month away and there are still states arguing about who can vote and what ID must be provided to vote.  I really must say I don't get the argument on providing a picture ID. Those against this are saying that requiring a picture ID is RAAAAAAAACIST.  They say the poor can't afford a picture ID, or that not everyone drives.  The states that require a picture ID has offered FREE ID's to those that need them.  If the poor and the minorities can't produce picture IDs, how do they buy liquor and cigarettes?

Go to the poorest, most run down neighborhood and there will be a liquor store and no shortage of customers. So why is there such a problem when it comes to voting?

            This really isn't the biggest problem this country has when it comes to voting. It was originally arranged by our founders that only property owners could vote. The more you think about this, the wiser you find this decision was. Tell me how is it fair for a person that does not own property to vote for a property tax hike?  We have all heard the person on the street interviews of potential voters who cannot even tell you who is running for office.  Just last week I heard one where the interviewer asks this woman if she thought that McCain would have a better chance of winning this time. The women went on to say all the reasons why McCain would stand no better chance this time as he did last time, except she had no clue that he was not running this time.

            We have to take a test to exercise any number of our rights; driving test. test to pass on to the next grade, entry level test for employment. However on such a critical decision as issue is for  voting in our next leader, there is no need to check on the intellectual integrity of the the voter.  They can and often are MORONS.  This is how we end up with Morons in office such as Arnold Schwarzenegger and of course Barrack Obama!!! This is by the way, the number one reason that our school systems are always dumbing down the electorate. Dumb Ass Grads make Dumb Ass Voters = Democrat Majorities.

Smarten up this year and fight back

TCY

     So, with that being said, I still don't understand why they are saying that make us produce a picture ID is racist.  Are they saying that there is a race that doesn't get an ID?  Are they singling out one race? No, they just want proof that you are who you are.  And I do agree, all though it is profiling that all poor people drink and smoke but profiles exist because they are partly based on truth.  Someone won't go vote because they don't have a picture ID but they sure as hell can get a fifth of Jack and a pack of Camel's.  

      Since that lady wants to bring back a candidate that lost from a previous election, why not just go all out?  Let's bring back Clinton and Perot?  How many people would actually know the difference.  Hell, let's throw in JFK and see how well our school systems are really working.  At least that lady was talking about a live candidate.  

Ronald Post - Too Fat to Execute???

HaHa, Can't Kill Me, I'm too Fat, Now Get Me a Cheeseburger Pussy!!!

            Yep, you read that correctly.  There is a dude in our country that has been in prison for 30 years and is sentenced to death January, 2013 but due to his weight, it most likely won’t happen.  They say his fatness is preventing them from finding a vein to insert the needle.He can't exercise because his health prevents him. 

Let’s start this uplifting post with TCY’s opinion.

            In the news today a convicted killer in Ohio is due to be executed and  has his lawyers filling an injunction stating that he is too fat to be executed. Ronald Post was convicted of killing a hotel clerk in 1983. The lawyers are saying that his weight would cause problems during the injections leading to torture and slow death. Violating his 8^th amendment rights. 

            Now for the good part, HE has been in prison for 30 freakin years! Where were his lawyers worrying about his 8^th amendment rights for the past 30 yrs? How do you get to weigh 480lbs on prison food?  Seems to me that if the Ohio prison system allowed a prisoner to get that FAT!! That would lead to a slow and tortured death. Plus where is the accountability to the tax payer? How much does it cost to feed the behemoth?

Bottom line, if the needle won’t kill him fast enough, a bullet will damn it! FIRE!!!!

 The Crankee Yankee

Here is a link to an article on this too fat to execute prisoner.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/ronald-post-too-obese-to-execute_n_1891472.html

                Ok, so we can’t execute this guy with a needle.  We definitely couldn’t hang him, because they are afraid it would pop his head off and we don’t want that to happen to a man we are trying to execute.  They don’t have stoning anymore.  We can’t electrocute him because he is too big to fit in the chair.  So, there are a few options that I can think of.  1.) Firing Squad.  No matter how big he is, a bullet in the head will take care of the problem.  It is legal in 4 states! Yep, I googled it, but too bad it is not legal in Ohio.   2.) Poison. A large enough dosage would put him to sleep all nice nice and he would never wake up.  I'm sure we could find a prison guard to accidentally put it in one of his many meals for the day  3.) Electrocution.  Up the voltage!  People die instantaneously all the time by touching live wires.  Don’t put him on old sparky, just connect the wires directly to his arms and hit the switch.  But yes, that seems a little too inhumane, it’s not like this dude is a convicted murderer right?  4.) How about they just put him in a hospital bed, yes they can find one big enough for him to lay comfortably but can’t find something to hold him while they fry him? Anyway, get him in a hospital bed and start the morphine drip! Maybe the morphine contraption will be made in Mexico or China and it malfunctions.  That’s all I’m saying.