Top 10 Ways to Know You May Be a Bitch

     He is on a role.  I guess since the Patriots performed beautifully last night, he had to let his frustration out somehow.  Since TCY is all for equal opportunity and equality for men and women, he had to create this list since he feels he left out all the ladies from his top ten lazy list.

 Top 10 Ways to Know You May Be a Bitch

 

10. The priest flips you off as you leave the confessional.

9. Your husband pays a homeless to take you to dinner. (I bet he won't use that - I will work for food sign - again)

8. The neighbors call their children in the house while you’re outside.

7. You've been told to get fucked more than you've been fucked.

6. If you've ever been offered money to shut up!

5. The family goes on a weekend get away...without you!!!

4. The cashiers at the grocery stores fight over who has to check you out.

3. Your hairdresser closes the shades and puts out the closed sign when your car pulls up.

2. Your brother/sister change their phone numbers without telling you.

1. The devil asks you to fill in for him while he's on vacation. (My wife’s on desk duty this week)

I had to post that last picture because I just felt like TCY did not get enough shit from people about his Patriots losing.  I myself am not a big football fan, but TCY lives for it. I am sure that there are a few new holes in his man cave.  Maybe even a broke piece of memorabilia?

I found this picture on a website and thought it resembled # 9

TCY's Top 10 Reasons You're Getting Lazy - Man Version

 
   I sure do love it when TCY shows us part of his creative streak.  This masterpiece is from the man himself.

Top 10 Reasons You Are Getting Lazy - Man Version

10.  Rather than raking leaves you run them over with the lawn tractor and direct the blowout into your neighbors yard.

9. You find your using bigger beer mugs to save on trips to the fridge.

8. Getting on top just seems to be a bother.

7. You stop subscribing to the paper because the paperboy can't get it on the top step.

6. When you do get on top it's doggy style and she must face the TV.

5. You stop cutting the grass in the backyard because it can't be seen from the street.

4. You find yourself sitting on the toilet even if you just have to piss.

3. You eat your TV dinner cold because the microwave didn’t cook it right the first time.

2. Your idea of exercise is carrying the beer upstairs.

1. Your idea of foreplay is to sit your wife on the washer during the spin cycle.

Is it sad that there are at least 3 of these that I do?  A certain person read this before it was posted and admitted to more than 5!  Maybe TCY will use his creative genius more and we can get more of these lists.