He is on a role. I guess since the Patriots performed beautifully last night, he had to let his frustration out somehow. Since TCY is all for equal opportunity and equality for men and women, he had to create this list since he feels he left out all the ladies from his top ten lazy list.
Top 10 Ways to Know You May Be a Bitch
10. The priest flips you off as you leave the confessional.
9. Your husband pays a homeless to take you to dinner. (I bet he won't use that - I will work for food sign - again)
8. The neighbors call their children in the house while you’re outside.
7. You've been told to get fucked more than you've been fucked.
6. If you've ever been offered money to shut up!
5. The family goes on a weekend get away...without you!!!
4. The cashiers at the grocery stores fight over who has to check you out.
3. Your hairdresser closes the shades and puts out the closed sign when your car pulls up.
2. Your brother/sister change their phone numbers without telling you.
1. The devil asks you to fill in for him while he's on vacation. (My wife’s on desk duty this week)
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I had to post that last picture because I just felt like TCY did not get enough shit from people about his Patriots losing. I myself am not a big football fan, but TCY lives for it. I am sure that there are a few new holes in his man cave. Maybe even a broke piece of memorabilia?
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| I found this picture on a website and thought it resembled # 9 |
2 comments:
OK one more picture of a f%$#& Jet or anything to do with the F#$@%ing Jets and I'll find another editor. The Jets are from this point forward on my F%$# You forever list. Which is a list hard to get on but from which you can never be released. In 40 something yrs I have been breathing and only 2 people, the Jets and the Dolphins have ever made the list. The Jets are on it not because they beat the Patriots but because they are a bunch of NO Class, Trash Talking, Hood-like bitches who even when they get caught cheating have to point their fingers and say well they're doing it too... Whining Little Bitches
okay - i am sick and freaking tired of all the negative comments about women.....so, here goes...
top 10 ways to know you may be a - i will play nice - and say a sexist POS...
1 - your first name starts with an R
2 - your last name is more commonly used as a first name
3 - your favorite expression is "damn it man"
4 - you blame your wife for all of your misgivings
5 - your favorite QB is a pretty boy
6 - your favorite QB is OVERRATED
7 - your favorite NFL team - CHOKED
8 - your views are absolutley ridiculous, sexist, and down right stupid
9 - you are too cheap to even take your wife out to dinner, let alone, pay someone to do it
10 - the priest would flip you off, except for the fact that you are not allowed in the church
so there - damn it man - i have finally responded......
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