The Great Pumpkin My ASS

     Well, it finally looks like enough is going wrong in the world for TCY to get fired up!  With TCY's spider senses starting to tingle with the oncoming news of all the things that piss him off, this should be fun.  Between Democrats, stupid people, holidays, the President, his significant other and society in general, we should get some nice rants and raves.  So, everyone who reads this, please post a comment when you have something to say, or even if you just want to get TCY fired up, it's entertainment for everyone.  We are going to start this off with TCY's favorite holiday Beggerween, err I mean Halloween.  Geez, I am already using TCY's lingo.

Here we are, 10 days away from the worst holiday ever created. BEGGERWEEN. Before all you egg head sons-of -bitches start writing of the historic celebration of all hallows eve. The TCY is an educated individual and I don't need your rendition of the celebration.

I'm talking about the new and improved Beggerween. When we teach our young offspring, with their heads full of mush, that it is perfectly ok to go to a strangers house and beg for them to give you something that you have not worked for. Hand it over just because you asked for it.

When I was a mush filled youth I too took part in this embarrassing display of lowly begging for candy with some significant differences.

1. We only begged in our own neighborhood. We did not carpool all over the county begging from people we had no idea who they were. Yes, back in the day we knew our neighbors.

2. We used the driveways and sidewalks of our potential victims. We did not cascade over the top of the pickup trucks and make frontal assaults across the lawn, through the bushes and over the flowers pushing over the rails any children that may have beaten us to the source of our attack the large bowl of someone else's candy.

3.We obeyed the unwritten rules to this begfest. The rules are simple, you dress up like some kind of ghoul or fool and you get free candy. Seems easy enough to follow right. FUCK NO! You see now 15 & 16 year old little bastards show up on your stairs with a pot induced case of the munchies, dressed as any other day begging you for candy. I must admit they do help me prove my point that this celebration does cause people to have a sense of entitlement implanted in them. If you really want to laugh, tell them no and see what kind of look you get. It's almost worth opening door for.

4. Now get this for being old fashion.  We actually said THANK YOU!!! Today’s little bastards are in such a hurry to get off your step and race across your yard to your next-door neighbors, that they hardly ever take the time to say thank you. Oh you get the occasional "see ya".  The thing I hate the most is the little shit that asks for more.

What the fuck? I just gave into your pathetic begging and you want more than I offer?

This is why I say “Do NOT teach your children to beg!”  They will grow up to be thinking that things are due them just because. They will have a sense of entitlement that will make them think that just because they want it or even need it,  that someone should just give it to them. They will think that if someone has the money to get things that they don't have, that they should be able to go up to that person and take it from them. In other words my Friends, they will become DEMOCRATS! Now that's some scary shit!!! Stephen King never wrote anything as scary as I just wrote.

Happy Beggerween, and keep the lights off. Let the roaming hoards of beggar's waste gas for nothing.

Fight back

TCY

     Of all the things that TCY can bitch about, which there are plenty, I can't believe he has a problem with Halloween.  Wait, yes I can.  He has a problem with everything that most "normal" people don't think twice about.  Just a warning to anyone who might be in his area on October 31st, DON'T STEP ON HIS GRASS!  I know for a fact, that it is loaded with land mines from his own bulldog. 
     Most people who don't want to have anything to do with Halloween usually just leave their porch light off and don't answer the door, but TCY has to be his confrontational self and cause trouble.  I personally do not believe that encouraging the kids to beg for candy on Halloween will turn them into Democrats.  As for the herds of people caravanning their kids from subdivision to subdivision, that seems  a bit too far.  Back when I was a trick or treater, we either walked to the "money" subdivision where they handed out the good stuff, actual name brand candy bars, sometimes full size candy or we stayed at a friends house, the one in the best subdivision and trick or treat there and sleep over.   BUT if we came to a house that gave us some shit like an apple or anything that wasn't candy or just acted like a dick, that house was put on the list! The list were the houses that sucked.  The next year, the day before Halloween, it has many names: mischief night, goosey night, devils night, etc, we would toilet paper their house and yard, use shaving cream on their windows and doors and if they were real douche bags, they got egged!  So, if some house sucked, they paid for it the next year.  Ah, the good old days. 
     So the moral of this entry is if you act like TCY and treat other people the way he does, you have been warned.  You just might wake up with your house toilet paper'd, your car windows covered in shaving cream and a flaming bag of dog shit on your front porch! - Fight Back!!! Ha Ha Ha



YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!