Politicians are like diapers...

"Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often and for the same reason" - Mark Twain
     Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks politicians are full of shit.
TCY says...

Alright, I have been silent too long. I've been watching Wisconsin very closely and I have been trying to see this from both sides. I am ready to make a statement.

Wisconsin voter are PUSSIES!

They voted for their Governor to do just what he's doing, getting a hold on spending. During his candidacy, he told the voters that he would go after the unions bargaining rights. The voters of Wisconsin liked that idea so much that he was elected.

Where are those voters now? I am so tired of hearing comment's from the left, like a Mass. union leader said, "sometimes you gotta get bloody".  Where is the rights response?  I'll tell you what it should be. FINE let's do it!  Obama said " elections have consequences " and that statement is what he used as he and the Democrats passed bill after bill that the American public was against. What he meant was I was voted in by a majority so a majority must be behind me, so I'll do what I damn well please until a majority tells me to get the hell out.  Soon, very soon Obama. But that thought only works, it seems for Democrats. If a republican gets elected, it must have been a mistake right? Wisconsin democrats ran and hid in Illinois to stop a vote from being taken because they knew they didn't have the votes.  Pussies! "Elections have Consequences."

Where are the voters who elected this Governor?  There should be counter demonstrations that would triple the size of the unions. Oh, I get it. Everyone has jobs that they have to go to. Like I've said in the past, everyone has to give up something if we as a country are going to pull out of this financial nosedive. We have to be ready to counter whatever the left puts out, and to show that we are the majority voice. It is time for our candidates to run on the "Shut the fuck up" platform. Which simply means it is time to tell the blood sucking unions who want more and more and put out less and less to “Shut the Fuck Up”. It's time to tell the tree huggers who want to stop all drilling anywhere to save a little field mouse to "Shut the Fuck Up". Time to tell teacher unions who want to teach only liberal doctrine to our children to "Shut the Fuck Up". Time to tell the lawyers who want to sue for anything from spilled coffee to mental stress over a cat being ran over to "Shut the Fuck Up".

WE ARE the voice of America and it's time that everyone knows it. Oh, and a special Shut the Fuck Up to those Bastards who hold up signs at military personnel funerals saying God hates soldiers. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Now go out there meet them on their grounds and tell them once and for all enough is enough.  It really is time to Shut the Fuck Up and let this country do what it takes to be great again.

Get out there Fight back

TCY.

     I think I like that saying.  Shut the Fuck Up!  It rolls off the tongue nicely.  I think maybe we should make those rubber bracelets that people wear.  Some say WWJD, some say Peace, or Love, or Happiness or other feelings. I think I would wear one that says Shut the Fuck Up!  A simple black bracelet with the words in white.


These are our buttons for the 'Shut the Fuck Up' Campaign!!!



Dogs are from Mars, Cats are from Venus



Can't We All Just Get Along???

      Let's just start with what TCY has to say.  I'm still in deep thought about TCY and his dog, which by the way is an English Bulldog.  He says things about her, how much she pisses him off but he loves her!  I have seen him sitting in his pajamas, on the couch with his guitar and his dog sitting right next to him on the floor.  Then he stops playing to reach down and pet her and talk to her.  Anyway, here is what he had to say.

     I am a big fan of dogs. I've pretty much always have had one. I also HATE cats with a vengeance. That being said, I think I'm going to have to throw my dog out.

I was thinking the other day about my dog, how she depends on me for food, water and shelter. How when she is feeling bad, I need to pet her and re-assure her and comfort her. I supply her with a bed and toys to play with. I make sure she gets the proper amount of outside playtime and keep her safe from any circumstances that might do her harm.                     

Then it dawned on me.  My dog is a DEMOCRAT!!!!  That BITCH!  She just keeps wanting more and more and enough is never enough. The more I give, the more she wants.  A Fucking DEMOCRAT in my house.  HELL NO!!!  She's going to have to leave or start contributing to her own care. 

On the other hand, the house beast that I hate the most is the common house cat. Now that animal doesn't care if you feed it or not.  If you do, great.  If you don't, the damn thing will hunt and feed itself. You don't have to bathe a cat, that tongue can lick the chrome off a bumper; a little dirt is no big deal. A dog gets dirty and is fine with laying in his own filth. Just like a democrat. A cat gets dirty and it will clean itself.  It can't stand being dirty. A cat will work to get what it wants.  Put some fish in a jar with a lid on it, the cat will open the lid. A dog will whine, just like a fuckin democrat. I have no choice but to conclude that dogs are democrats and cats are republicans.

This realization really hurts. In fact the only thing I could find that a cat does that would be considered a democratic tendency is that a cat will always return to where it fed. In fact if you feed a cat you'll never get rid of it… JUST LIKE A DEMOCRAT!

Fight back

TCY

    So where do I start?  First, I don't like cats.  I used to but I have learned that I don't want to support, feed, and take care of a creature who doesn't want to have anything to do with me.  Fuck them.  They are lesser than me, I'm their master, whatever. They don't want to show affection when asked, they want to yack in my shoes, they want to shit on my bed when they are upset about something...enjoy the cold street in December bitch.  
     Second, I hate talking politics.  I don't choose a side or give myself a label as other people do.  I agree with what I agree and disagree the same.  I hate talking politics, especially with people who do enjoy it because no matter what point you are trying to prove, what facts you have, the argument will never end because the other side has their facts too.  As seen in my office the other day, when one side is winning the argument, the losing side comes back with something stupid.  Certain persons were discussing another certain political spokesperson and when the losing side knew they had no argument, all I hear is, "That guy's a Nazi!"  and the door closes.  See something stupid. But it is always a treat when TCY gets going about his political views and someone is stupid enough to argue back.  Maybe I should record the next conversation?

Quote of the Year!

This is an actual quote! I have witnesses who can vouch for me.


And I quote...

"When that bitch is gone, they're gonna have to glue a frown on me!"

If I had a recorder on me today, this page would have been totally full!!!  He was on a roll today people. 

TCY 4 President!

     After this last election and knowing that my vote doesn't really count, I don't know if I will ever really waste my time going to the voting polls just to wait in line to pretend to put my 2 cents even though it isn't even worth 2 cents.  But if TCY was on the ballot, hell I might have to go and vote.  There was an email going around during the 2008 election that Bill Cosby said it, but that is not the case.  No one knows who really started it but if TCY said he was running, he has my vote.  He can't be worse than who we have now, can he?
Click this link to see the origin of it -> Bill Cosby Did Not Say This. 

I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I have decided to become a write-in candidate.  Here is my platform.

1.  'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

2.  We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

3.  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

4.  All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

5.  Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will NOT be able to touch it.

6.  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

7.  Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

8.  Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9.  One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

10.  All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

11.  The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

12.  The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

TCY FOR PRESIDENT!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

      Well, you know TCY gets upset when poorer people are eating and drinking better than him.  Nothing sets off TCY better than a welfare family of 6, a food stamp debit card and their grocery cart full of Ying-Ling, Budweiser, carton of Newports, T-bones and a Boston Butt Roast. 

Ok Guy's and Gal's. It is budget time again in DC. and how I wish I had stock in Kleenex because the tears will be flowing like a river. I've been sitting back watching everything develop and the one aspect of this budget fight that I think will raise the most Wells of Tears is the cutting of food stamps to the poor, poor, pitiful, poor, street tramps with numerous culturally diverse children.

Yes, finally they are getting the message. Let me begin with giving you my definition of a right. A right is something that you are free to do or have as long as it doesn't infringe on someone else’s freedom, property or life. With that out of the way, I don't think it is fair for the lard ass, leg spreading, breeder bitches to put their hand out every time they attempt to download another un-financed child. I understand that we all need a hand every once in awhile, however these women (I use the word very loosely) are using their reproductive organs as a career, paid for, you guessed it, by us the tax payers. I believe wholehearted that after their first child, we the taxpayer, will not add a dime to what they already get.
                Another point I would like to add to show that there are definite cuts that can be safely made to this program is, they are all, yes all FAT!!!  Damn It Man!  If I have to buy the food, let's have serving size defined here. People on stamps can afford more food than I could ever buy in a single month. In fact, it is getting to the point were the parasites of our nation are living better than the average hard working person.

The average person makes around 30K-35K, tell me that on that income they could buy steak every week and all the other high end food you all have seen in the baskets of the unwashed, spandex wearing, bubble butt women with there dirty little uncared for children.

I truly feel bad for the kids. There are hundreds of families that would love to adopt a child and would be able to afford to feed and cloth said child without taking away from the hard working rule keeping taxpayer. Really people, it is quickly getting to the point where there won't be enough taxpayer left to feed the unemployed. I say unemployed because you really can't call these leeches poor. The poor of the world want to come to this country because poor here is upper middle class to most of the world.

So enjoy the budget battles and call and write you congressman to tell them to cut until it hurts. Everyone needs to give to pull this country out the hole that professional politicians have got us all in.

Fight back

- TCY