Cranky Day for The Crankee Yankee

Let's start this off with a saying I heard yesterday that I have never heard before:
The Crankee Yankee states, "Women are like children, they should be seen and not heard."
     So with that being said, TCY was in an unusually cranky mood today.  He was getting hated on from both ends and getting screwed from the other end.  Not a good day for TCY.  I would seriously hate to be the person who gets in his way today.  He could possibly unleash the Crankee Hulk on someone and it will not be pretty.  YANKEE SMASH!!!